Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed autopsy, did you check for pulse?"
Witness: "No"
Lawyer: "did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No"
Lawyer: "did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No"
Lawyer: " so, then it is possible for the patient to be alive when you began the autopsy?"
Doctor: "no"
Lawyer: "how can you be so sure doctor ?"
Doctor: "because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar"
Lawyer: "but the patient could have been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere"
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
