A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything".
After a brief chuckle at the monks joke the vendor hands him his hot dog with everything and says "That'll be $4 please". The monk hands over a $10 bill and waits whilst the vendor just stares back at him.... Awkwardly the monk asks "What about my change?"
"Ah replies the hot dog vendor, 'Change must come from within."
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...