Make Me One With Everything

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything".

After a brief chuckle at the monks joke the vendor hands him his hot dog with everything and says "That'll be $4 please". The monk hands over a $10 bill and waits whilst the vendor just stares back at him.... Awkwardly the monk asks "What about my change?"

"Ah replies the hot dog vendor, 'Change must come from within."


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