The rabbi moves next to the priest. On the first day, the priest sees how dirty is the car of the rabbi, and he washes the vehicle, as an act of courtesy. When he wakes up on the next morning he hears the sound of a hack saw. He looks through the window, and sees that the rabbi just cut down the end of his car's exhaust pipe. The priest is very upset and runs from the house, while he is crying. He asks: Why did you do that? The rabbi reply's: You baptized my car, so I circumcised your car.
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Book Of Ha Ha
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