A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a Beer.
The barman says: "I'm sorry we don't serve pieces of string".
So the piece of string walks outside, ruffles himself up, walks back into the bar and says: "Can I have a Beer please".
The barman replies: "Aren't you that piece of string I just asked to leave".
To which the piece of string replies: "No, I'm a frayed knot".
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
