Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The brown one or the black one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of liters per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A couple of liters per day. Interviewer: (A little flummoxed) I see. What do you give them to eat? Farmer: which one? Brown or black? Interviewer: Black? Farmer: It eats grass. Interviewer: And the other one? Farmer: Grass. Interviewer: (now annoyed) Why! Do you keep asking me which one when the answers are the same?! Farmer: Because the black one is mine. Interviewer: Oh, and the other one? Farmer: It's also mine.
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
