Book Of Ha Ha

A Man, Who Came Out Of The City, Drove On The Countryside To Go Chase Some Birds

He shot many Times, but did never seem to hit.

When he finally hit a bird, which flew pretty high, it landed/fell on the garden of some farmer's house.

So he asked the farmer if he could have his bird, but he said "no, it is on my lawn, so it is mine."

The man insisted on his bird and he didn't want to give in. So the farmer said: "Ok, listen here. We will make a challenge, we will alternatively kick each other in the balls. Last man standing wins."

The man agreed. The farmer starts.

The farmer hits the man in the balls with a really hard kick. the man lay on the grass for about 20 minutes.

After 20 Minutes he stands up and says: "Aah, But now it's my turn."

Then the farmer says: "No, I'm fine, youcan have the bird."