He sees an old man hobble in on crutches. The elderly gentleman limps slowly up to the holy water basin, trembling in pain as he goes. When he gets there, he splashes some holy water onto each leg, shouts "Praise the Lord!", and tosses his crutches away.
The altar boy runs to tell the head priest. The priest looks heavenward and signs himself with his fingers. "You have witnessed a miracle, my son. Where is this man now? I'd like to meet him."
"Well," the altar boy says. "He's still by the holy water basin. Soon as he tossed his crutches away, he keeled right over and cracked his head on the marble stairs."
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Book Of Ha Ha
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