So John goes on a ride in the forest with his horse and dog.
His dog running alongside him, while he is sitting on the horse. But they're not going fast enough for John, so he gives the horse the ol' heel-in-the-side. To which the horse halts abruptly and exclaims" HEY, easy! How would you like to get kicked by me for once?"
John's face goes pale, he jumps off the horse and hauls ass into the woods, his dog right behind him. After a few minutes he gets tired and hides behind a boulder with his dog. John looks at the ground, trembling and says to himself "How the fuck did the horse just talk?"
His dog puts a paw on him and goes "Yeah, right? That scared me shitless back there!"
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
