Book Of Ha Ha

After Years Of Complaints, A Mother Finally Gets Sick Of Cooking Dinner

She makes a new family rule: whoever complains about dinner has to cook the next night. After a few rounds, dinner duty falls to the husband. But by now, everyone is sick of having to cook, so they all decide to stop complaining. Weeks go by. The dad is sick of cooking, but nobody complains about his food, so he has to keep cooking. Eventually, he gets fed up, and starts deliberately making terrible food. He over salts everything, burns the meat, makes the vegetables soggy, but still, nobody complains. Finally, at his wits end, he goes out into the woods and scoops up a few pounds of moose droppings. He brings them home and deep fries them in motor oil. When he serves this awful mess to his family, he can see the revolted looks on their faces, but nobody says a thing. Finally, after choking down a bite, one of his sons can't take it anymore.

"God dammit, dad this tastes like moose shit friend in motor oil!"

The dad smiles and claps his hands, but before he can say anything, his son continues.

"...but in a GOOD way!"