Hello! Gordon's pizza?No sir it's Google's pizza.Ah okay, wrong numberNo sir, Google bought Gordon'sOkay. Then can I order please...Do you want the usual?The usual? You know my usual?According to our caller ID, the last 12 times you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, and thick crustOK! Yes, that's it...May I suggest you add ricotta, arugula and sun-dry tomato?No, I don't want vegetablesBut your cholesterol is very highHow do you know that?Through your opt-in to our daily specials email. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 yearsOkay, but I do not want extras on my pizza, I am medicated for the conditionYou have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Meds4U dot comI bought more from another supplierIt's not showing on your credit cardI paid in cashBut you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statementI have other source of cashThis is not showing as per your 2017 Tax return, unless you got it from an undeclared income source -WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm going to an Island without internet or phone and no one to spy on meI understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it expired 5 weeks ago..
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
