Why Did I Get Divorced?

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Well, last week was Jim's birthday. His wife didn't wish him a happy birthday, his parents forgot and so did his kids. Jim went to work and even his colleagues didn't wish him a happy birthday. As he entered his office, his secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" Jim felt so special. She asked him out for lunch. After lunch, she invited Jim to her apartment. He went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," he said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, Jim's wife, his parents, kids, friends, & colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while he was waiting on the sofa... naked.

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