Steven Universe Shaded Tea Room

Kevin

So Kevin..fuck this guy. 

Like seriously. Out of all the characters I have a hate boner for, his is probably the second hardest. This first will forever be Lapis, especially after what she did to Peridot. I swear if she's working for Homeworld. 
But this chapter is for Kevin...the neighborhood asswipe. 

It's obvious he's a narcissistic prick. I mean, who in their right mind would race two kids down a mountain. He's obsessed with looks. And on top of the fact he's a bit of a creep. So I can understand why Steven hates him to the very bone. 

He is very condescending and thinks very highly of himself. This is emphasized when he flirts with Stevonnie, saying that they were "angels among garbage people". He is also inconsiderate, completely ignoring the fact that Stevonnie did not like him and wanted to be left alone. He lied about having a sick little brother, like who does that? I mean there was that kid who got beat up by his classmates( and left out the part where he called them all the "N" word. ), who got sympathy, but the moment the truth came out you were ready to punch him in the face. 

He's one of those rich kids that need a belt to the eyelid. Normally I'll end my roast by saying something positive, but how can I when this asshat only invited Steven and Connie to a party just so they can become Stevonnie? If he's having a hard time dealing with Sabina, then do what all teenagers do...Self destruct until your friends has had enough of your constant whining. The only problem is that he has no friends...