Steven Universe Shaded Tea Room

Yellow Diamond

Yes, I'm finally going to talk about this long necked, giraffe looking bitch...
So Yellow Diamond. This angry little lemon is one of the leaders of Homeworld, with being part of the Diamond Authority.  I must say, I'm sort of scared to piss her off. Like did you see what this bitch did to Zircon after she was accused of shattering Pink. Makes you think she had something to do with it. But she isn't really all that bad when you think about it. I still plan on roast her but I also want to talk about something else.Just here me out. 

Yellow Diamond and her Lemongrabs looking self, is probably a deadly tactician. I mean I did theorize she was in charge of the military and it was confirmed in "Hit the Diamond". Just look at her outfit. If it doesn't scream "LET ME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY!" then I don't know what to tell you. She's also possible the reason the destabilizers exist. So yeah, I'm terrified of even breathing the wrong way in her presence. 

But her demeanor seems like a front. Let me explain..According to the gemology of the yellow diamond, it symbolizes joy and friendship...seems ironic when Yellow Diamond was ready to shatter Peridot for insulting her. She's closed off and pretty cold. 
I think while going through the stages of grief, she got stuck at anger....For those who don't know there are five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Blue is currently at depression but is getting there,whereas Yellow...yeah yoga can't fix that. 

Yeah I know everyone grieves differently but straight up wanting to shatter every Rose Quartz gem for the crimes of one is a bit much. I would make a Holocaust reference but then people would get offended or whatever. I mean it's there, but you know...

I'd go into more details but the jokes I want to make are a bit on the offensive side and I can't make them without someone going in the comments like,"Oh I'm going to report you for XYZ"

Also I want to apologize for the lack of updates for this particular book. I'm dealing with college another book that has nothing to do with Steven Universe ( it's a bunch of myths and legends and like a few literature classics check it out if you want), my house flooded, midterms are coming and Stats is kicking my ass so hard right now, and my dorm/roommates broke my printer so I had them replace it and they lick to stay up until 3 in the morning even though they have classes the next day( one of them is in the same Music Appreciation class as me).Plus I'm trying to get the proper amount of sleep.  SO I have a lot on my plate at the moment. Bare with me,  I'm doing the best i can. I blame society telling me I need a degree to get a good job. 

So who's next on the roast board. Also if you can suggest theories, songs, and episodes that's be great. Also reduxes...we can never have too many reduxes.