-At night-
Kokichi: you're a really nice pillow. Like, I could probably get a lot of money...
Shuichi: nah. I'm reserved for just you.
Kokichi: well aren't I lucky.
-In the morning-
Shuichi: Kokichi, time to get up.
Kokichi: nuuuuu *rolls on top of Shuichi* just try getting out of bed now!
Shuichi: y'know, I can easily push you off of me, right?
Kokichi: ....But you wouldn't.
-Later that day-
Kokichi: you're the best boyfriend ever
Shuichi: how can I be the best when you exist
Kokichi: *slams hands on table* YOU'RE FUCKING BETTEEEERRRRR!!!
Shuichi: SORE WA CHIGAU YO!!
-Even Later-
Kokichi: why do they call them cookies when you bake them... Shouldn't they be called bakies??
Shuichi: Kokichi, what the hell.
Kokichi: and why do they call it "biting down" When technically you're biting up?
Shuichi: uuuuggh
Kokichi: and why-
Shuichi: *kisses him*
A/N: wow, what an amaaaaaaaiizing chapter. Idk, I haven't had as much time as I'd like to write but I did come up with this and needed to post something. So I hope you enjoy this cute little thing!
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