Destiel, meet Flumber (J.W.)

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Air: *finds a random book on the floor*

Air: Hey Seashell, what's this?

Seashell: Oh, that's one of my Manga books. I guess I forgot to put it back.

Air: Oh okay *flips to a random page and starts reading*

Seashell: WAIT Air?? What's going on that scene?

Air: Nothing much, just two sisters talking to each other in a bathroom and- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Seashell: Crap.

Air: *screams and kicks the Manga away*

Seashell:....Okay, that's a bit of an overreaction.

Air: THEY WERE SISTERS!!!! *continues screaming*

Nightflyer: *burst into the room*

Nightflyer: I heard Air scream. What's  wrong? What happened? Who died this time? Air, I swear we will resurrect anyone we need to- SEASHELL WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER???

Seashell: Nothing!

Air: *is curled up in a ball and severely traumatized*

Nightflyer: DON'T LIE TO ME. YOU DESTROYED HER INNOCENCE!

Seashell: She got ahold of one of my Mangas and chose the wrong part to read.

Nightflyer: Which manga?

Seashell: Citrus.

Nightflyer: Which part?

Air: *whimpers*

Nightflyer: *hugs Air protectively*

Seashell: *whispers to Nightflyer what happened in the scene*

Nightflyer: Okay, that's not so-

Seashell: They were sisters.

Nightflyer:....OH. Ew. Oh no. *thinks about it* AAAAH! GROSS!

Nightflyer: *steals machine gun from Joy and shoots the Manga until it's shredded*

Air: You...can't hurt...anyone... anymore.

Seashell:.....And this is why I should never leave my Manga out.

*players appear*

Nightflyer: OKAY! This should help you recover, Air.

Air: Good.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Flame appears*

Umber: Oh!

Flame: WHY am I here?

Joy: Because Air was given permission to let you and Umber roleplay as Destiel and for her to go crazy with Destiel stuff.

Air: FINALLY.

Air: *throws on a trenchcoat with the words I <3 Dean on the back*

Air: IT'S MY TIME BITCHES!!!!

Umber: I'm scared now, but still happy for the dare.

Flame: This is ridiculous. I'm not gay. And what the hell is Destiel?

All: *gasps*

Joy: *hides everyone behind ballistic shields*

Air:.......

Air: Destiel is the GREATEST gay ship in the entire gay-dom that is Supernatural. It's made up of Dean Winchester, king of Narnia, and Castiel, the innocent badass puppy angel. And if you DARE INSULT THEM, I WILL SHRED YOU APART IN WAYS THAT WOULD MAKE JOY CRINGE.

Joy:....Okay, now I'm scared. 

Air: And they're my OTP and are TOTALLY SUBTEXTLY CANON!!!!! 

Air: And you are going to live out my vision of them. OR ELSE.

Umber: .......Can I be Cas?

Air: Uh, DUH. You're totally the cinnamon roll of this relationship. And Flame is moody, like Dean.

Flame: But I'm not gay!

Air: That's great! Get right into character!

Flame:.....

Air: Now, I'm probably gonna need a Fanmoose too, sooo Kinkajou! Wanna stand in the background and fangirl?

Kinkajou: Hell. YES.

Air: Great! Now, Umber, Flame, do your thing.

Air: *forces them into Dean. And Cas outfits.*

Flame: What thing?

Umber:......

Umber: Dean, I want a cat.

Flame: A cat? No.

Air: Oh my chuck thank you scavenger who dared this.

Umber: But they're SO cute and fluffy, Dean!! And they're soft, and they lurt, and I could fit a kitten in my trenchcoat so he wouldn't get in the way and-

Flame: Cas, No.

Umber: Why NOOOOOT?

Flame: Because the hunting life is rough, and it's no place to have a kitten running around.

Umber: But I could teach him to hunt and bathe him in holy water so he repels demons!

Flame: Cas........ You didn't already BUY a cat, did you?

Umber:......No....of course not, Dean, I had to ask you first and-

Cat: *meows from inside Umber's trenchcoat*

Flame: Dammit Cas

Air: *shrieks*

Umber: What do we have to do now?

Flame: It can't get more humiliating then this. So I think we're good.

Air: BE GAY AF!!!

Flame:....I was wrong.

Umber: *straps a rainbow flag to his back and gets on a unicorn*

Umber: *reaches towards Flame* Join me, and taste the rainbow!

Moon: Oh yeah, this is Umber's day to shine.

Flame:....Kill me now. *gets on the unicorn*

Unicorn: *starts farting Skittles as Umber and Flame ride into the sunset*

Air: SHIP!!!!!!!

Air: *dances after them*

All:......

Winter:....What, exactly, is so great about her that you put up with THAT?

Nightflyer:.....How much time you got?

Winter:.....Wow.

Qibli: Relationship goals.

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