Rainkeeper: Joy, I found your theme song.
Joy: I'm Gonna Do My Thing by Royal Deluxe?
Rainkeeper: No....
Joy: I Can't Decide by the Scissor Sisters?
Rainkeeper: No-
Joy: Am I A Psycho by Tech N9ne?
Rainkeeper: Close, but no.
Rainkeeper: Sweet but Psycho by Ava Max.....
Joy:....Since when am I sweet?
*players appear*
Fatespeaker: Starflight, cover your ears
Starflight: Why-
Fatespeaker: BECAUSE I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING AND YOU WILL GET MAD SO COVER YOUR EARS.
Starflight: Okaaay.....*covers his ears*
Fatespeaker: SCHOOL SUCKS!!!!!!
Starflight: *uncovers ears* You know I heard you, right?
Fatespeaker: How-
Starflight: YOU SCREAMED IT, DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN'T HEAR THAT?
Fatespeaker: Um.....Yes?
Starflight: *facetalons*
Glory: So what are we doing today?
Sunny: Commenting on the fact that GLORYBRINGER IS 100% WIKI CANON?
Glory: NO.
Seashell: Actually, all of us hosts are going to die a little on the inside today.
Clay: Why-
Air: Because Smolder will be making Dad jokes.
All:......
Sunny: *starts screaming*
Deathbringer: I LOVE DAD JOKES!
Clay: SAME!
Riptide: FORGET LIBERTY- I WANT DEATH!
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Smolder appears*
Nightflyer: Got the jokes?
Smolder: If by jokes you mean well executed puns, then yes.
Joy: Puns being well executed? Surely, you can't be serious.
Smolder: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
Joy:........*points gun at head*
Kelp: NO NO NO NO NO-*takes gun*
Rainkeeper: BAD JOY!
Air: YEAH, WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER TOGETHER, DEAL WITH IT.
Smolder: Should I start or-
Air: One thing first.
Air: *ties a sweater around Smolder's shoulders and puts glasses on him*
Air: I know he was supposed to have a scarf, but we're doing puns, so this is the perfect opportunity for a Patton impersonation.
Kelp: I didn't know Air watched Sander Sides.
Nightflyer: They're subconsciously teaching her valuable life lessons, so I make her watch them with me.
Air: They're what?
Nightflyer: Nothing!
Air: Wha-
Nightflyer: PRINXIETY.
Air: OH MY MOONS, I LOVE PRINXIETY.
Seashell: You can start now, Smolder.
Smolder: *opens mouth*
Players/Hosts: *instantly clamp their talons over their ears*
Smolder: Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn't give into PIER pressure!
Sunny: *groans*
Smolder: Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the SAND WHICH IS there!
Starflight: Tell that to the dozens of dragonets that starve to death there each year...
Smolder: How can you hide in the desert? By wearing CAMELFLAGE!
Sunny: I hate you even more now...
Smolder: Two balloons were floating around a desert. One said to the other: Hey look, a CactuSSSSSSSSS!
Clay: HA!
All:......
Peril: You're dead to me.
Smolder: Why did the man on the desert island turn red? He was MAROONED!
Tsunami: This really is the lowest form of humor.
Smolder: What's the best thing to take to the desert? A THIRST-AID KIT!
Fatespeaker: I know I like low forms of humor, but I HATE THIS.
Smolder: Aw, do you need a SMOLDER to cry on?
Fatespeaker: NO.
Smolder: Oh come on guys, don't give me the cold SMOLDER!
Riptide: Can I leave?
Sunny: SMOLDER, GO DIE.
Smolder: Oh Sunny, did you hear? Your mother and I have a LOVE- HEAT RELATIONSHIP.
Sunny: I am no longer listening to you. *covers ears* LA LA LA LA LA!
Smolder: Hey, you guys ever play Musical CHARS in here?
Joy: Yeah, and everybody died. LET'S PLAY IT WITH YOU.
Nightflyer: Ten puns are up, he's done.
Players: *cheer*
Sunny: *throws Smolder off the mountain*
Sunny: THE ONLY DAD JOKES I'LL ACCEPT ARE ONES FROM STONEMOVER!!!
A/N: QUESTION!
What WOF book should I write next? It's your choice because I'm indecisive and procrastinating.
Option 1. That dark version book in the JALGFY universe
Option 2. Sunny and Deathbringer cop show
Option 3. A series of one shots of the characters writing fanfiction for their ships because everybody's a fangirl at heart.
YOU ARE READING
Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
