Ember: HELLO?!?!?!?! HELLO?!!?!?!? PLEASE, GOD, I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE!!!
Shore: What-
Ember: The guy who didn't like musicals is the best musical ever, fight me.
Ander: Why would I fight you on something that's factual?
Ember: Hamilton move over, your new competition's in tooowwnnnn,
Haze: What-
*players appear*
Ember: Hey, are you going to the play at the Starlight Theater?
Kelp: I never miss a musical at the Starlight, and if anyone thinks that makes me less of a man, they can talk to my fucking GUN *pulls out a gun*
Seashell: Joy, why does he have a gun?
Joy: Because I authorized him to use my firearm.
Rainkeeper: sHOW ME YOUR HAAAANDS, SHOW ME THOSE JAZZ HANDS!
Haze: Why-
Permafrost: I'm going to kick your head!
Kelp: We hated you guys!
Shore: We hated ourselves!
Haze: WHAT IS GOING ON?
Rainkeeper: Is that an iPhone?
Shore: Yeah, it's a 6S-
Rainkeeper: *takes phone, throws it*
Rainkeeper: WEAR A WATCH!!
Joy: *fires a rifle and then points it at the hosts*
Joy: Now SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA!
Haze: WHAT?
Joy: I SAID SING, DAMMIT!
Hosts: *badly attempt to sing Moana, messing up the lyrics*
Haze: I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!
Ember: Okay, everybody get that out of their systems?
Joy: For now.
Seashell: So what's the dare?
Ander: Oh, Shore gets to kill cat Juniper nine times.
Permafrost: And it's our last dare hosting for now, WAH!
Haze: Good, end this insanity.
Ember: You should reference The Trail to Oregon next time.
Nightflyer: Already noted.
Ember: Good.
Ander: *snaps talons*
*Cat version of Juniper appears*
Shore:.......
Shore: The apotheosis is upon us.
All: *cheers like small children*
Shore: *steals gun from Kelp and shoots Juniper*
Juniper: *dies and respawns*
Joy: Awww, like mother, like son.
Shore: Alexa, activate self destruct mode.
Air: Uh, I don't think it can do that.
Shore:.......It's 2018... and it CAN'T EVEN BLOW ITSELF UP?!?!
Shore: *picks up Juniper and throws her at a wall*
Juniper: *dies and respawns*
Haze: WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS?
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
