Rainkeeper: So, it's only been two days, but we're updating today anyway because IT'S OUR SCAVENGER AUTHOR'S BIRTHDAY!!!!
Air: *throws confetti*
Joy: And what better way to celebrate a birthday than by torturing the Jade Winglet yet again?
*players appear*
Moon: NO.
Qibli: WE HAVE BEEN HERE FOR SO MANY DARES-
Nightfyler: We know.
Amber: THEN WHY AREN'T YOU LEAVING TO GO TORTURE TO D.O.D.?
Kelp: You can only torture your parents so much- we're giving them a break.
Carnelian: AND WHEN'S OUR BREAK!?!?
Joy: Never.
JW:.......
Carnelian: SOME OF US HAVE WIVES TO ENTERTAIN!
Qibli: SOME OF US HAVE MORE WIVES THAN THEY REMEMBER AGREEING TO!
Winter: If I cry, will you stop?
Joy: No, but we will gladly watch you cry.
Nightflyer: And STOP COMPLAINING! It's our scavenger author's birthday so you all have to be happy.
Kinkajou: Birthday? Like Hatching day? THEN WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY!!!! *flashes her scales like a disco ball*
Winter: Why would we celebrate this? If she was never born, then we would never have had to play this stupid game.
Carnelian: And if you were never born, then I wouldn't have to stare at your hideous face all the time, but you don't hear me complaining about that, now do you?
Turtle: I assume that our author, fourth wall be damned, has selected an especially fun dare for today?
ME: *appears*
ME: Oh yeah, I picked out one I really liked. *sits back and watches dare unfold*
Air: Kinkajou has to steal all the JW diaries and read them OUT LOUD in front of the WHOLE SCHOOL.
Players: *gasp*
Moon: Shit. SHIT.
Qibli: Write a diary, Sunny said. IT'LL HELP YOU SORT OUT YOUR FEELINGS, SUNNY SAID. NO ONE HAS TO SEE IT, SUNNY SAID. DAMN YOU SUNNY.
Turtle: *cringes*
Nightflyer: BUT! You don't have to read yours or Turtle's.
Kinkajou: Oh good.
Joy: But if you do read them, then you get a kit kat and a candy bar with 3551626256337625736266362637733637 million tons of sugar in it.
Kinkajou:........
Kinkajou: That's a lot of sugar....
Turtle:.....Well, there goes my privacy.
Kinkajou: Turtle-
Turtle: Can you NOT read my diary?
Kinkajou: BUT SUGAR, TURTLE!!!
Turtle: *facetalons*
Carnelian: You can't read my diary if you can't find it, so HA!
Amber: *is reading Carnelian's diary*
Amber: Oh, you mean the book you hid under a rock on top of the mountain and thought no one would find?
Carnelian: AMBER!!
YOU ARE READING
Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
