Seashell: See, we used to have this whole system for working out what dare was gonna happen next so that everything was fair and all that jazz, but that's fallen apart.
Seashell: So I think from now on we're just gonna pick the dares like this.
Seashell: *unveils the wheel*
Seashell: *spins wheel*
Air: *grabs the dare*
Nightflyer: *reads the dare*
Nightflyer: And it looks like Riptide and Tsunami will be rapping Eminem today.
Seashell: The system works.
*players appear*
Starflight: HI, I'M NEARLY OUT OF COCAINE, GIVE ME MORE.
Joy: Three moons, dude, I gave you enough coke to impress Colombian drug dealers!
Rainkeeper: What-
Joy: Been bingeing Narcos on Netflix, sorry.
Sunny: How much longer do we have cocaine Starflight?
Fatespeaker: Yeah, I want my normal, sane boyfriend back.
Starflight: Normal sane Starflight has left the building. Can I take a message?
Air:............
Air: *leaves*
Nightflyer: Air?
Air: DEAN'S NOT HOME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
Nightflyer: Oohhhhhh
Fatespeaker: Yes, leave a message. I WANT SANE STARFLIGHT BACK.
Starflight: I KILLED SANE STARFLIGHT.
Kelp: So in other news, we need Tsunami and Riptide to do a bit of rapping.
Clay: *screams* NOT TSUNAMI SINGING!!!
All: *screams in horror*
Tsunami:......gee, thanks.
Rainkeeper: Well, technically she doesn't have to sing. She could just talk very fast.
Glory: DO THAT, PLEASE.
Riptide: What song is it?
Joy: We were just told Eminem, sooooooo
Hosts:.........
Joy: I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE!
Air: STAN!
Rainkeeper: THE REAL SLIM SHADY!
Nightflyer: SING FOR THE MOMENT!
Kelp: JUST LOSE IT!
Seashell: NOT AFRAID!
Joy: As you can tell, Eminem is the one rapper we can stand.
Rainkeeper: Well, Love the way you lie is a duet, so that would work.
Nightflyer: Even though the meaning behind the song is completely AWFUL.
Joy: Nightflyer, look at 90% of all rap music. Most of it does not have a good meaning behind it.
ME: *randomly appears*
ME: Apologies to those who actually enjoy rap music, but I usually hate it, mainly because whenever somebody puts on music in my school, it's some degrading rap song where a guy is yelling "Sit down bitch, be humble" And I. Freaking. Hate. That. Song.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
