Joy: So, you know how there's the phrase 'hella gay and ready to slay'?
Rainkeeper: Yes?
Joy: Well then why isn't 'hella bi and ready to fly' a thing?
Air:.......
Air: I.... I will make it a thing.
Nightflyer: If we can have that, can we also have 'hella straight and ready to skate'?
Joy: Do you know how to skate?
Nightflyer: No, I took ice skating lessons once, and it ended horribly. They gave me one of those walkers to help, and I fell over with that, hit my head, and was promptly smashed in the face with the walker, not a fun time.
*players appear*
Deathbringer: COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL GLORY TO STOP SINGING SONGS FROM BE MORE CHILL?
Glory: Hey, don't blame me- blame the fact that "Do you wanna ride" is INCREDIBLY CATCHY and I LIKE IT, OKAY?
Kinkajou: I thought Umber and I killed that song.
Glory: You totally did.
Umber: *high fives Kinkajou*
Turtle: Yes, but it's nice to be back in the real world, where Qibli and I are never best friends.
Qibli: More like close acquaintances.
Turtle: Exactly.
Kinkajou: YOU'RE FRIENDS AND YOU KNOW IT, SHUT UP.
Peril: I never knew Clay could act, so that was eye opening.
Sunny: And also Carnelian would definitely be a SQUIP out of all of us.
Carnelian: I fit that part SO WELL, didn't I?
Umber: We'd make good life coaches.
Carnelian: I know. Too bad I'm dead and you're MIA.
Umber: Who says I'm not on a mountain somewhere trying to resurrect you with Frankenstein magic?
Air: Frankenstein? As in THE STEINS? *whips out a flamethrower*
Nightflyer: Air-
Air: I WILL BURN YOU FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO CHARLIE-
Joy: *takes flamethrower*
Joy: Who said you could have this?
Kelp: I... may have let her borrow it... in exchange for Broadway Tickets to Dear Evan Hansen...
Joy:.....Okay, that's fine.
Seashell: IN OTHER NEWS YOU ALL SHOULD GO WATCH TWISTED: THE STORY OF A ROYAL VIZIER ON YOUTUBE, IT'S GREAT, IT'S A BETTER VERSION OF ALADDIN THAN THE NEW REMAKE.
Rainkeeper: And we're Starkid trash, what can we say?
Air: To the point where Nightflyer! Can we change Ember's name to Firebringer?
Deathbringer:....DUDE, YES.
Nightflyer: NO.
Deathbringer:....In that case, GLORY!
Glory: NO.
Deathbringer/Air: Awwww
Nightflyer: Oh please, you're not the first people to be disappointed by a name. *glares in the direction of J.K. Rowling*
Tsunami: So what are we doing here today?
Joy: Oh right!
Rainkeeper: Watch this.
Hosts: *pulls up video and hits play*
Players: *watches secret footage of Cliff and Auklet kissing*
Sunny: *high pitched squeak*
Riptide: Is that.....
Tsunami: OH MY MOONS.
Peril: *screams and does a little shipping dance of happiness*
Turtle: Aw, good for Cliff.
Kinkajou: *screeches*
Glory: *maniacal laughter*
Clay: The babies are all grown up now, aww.
Peril/Tsunami: *freaking out and screaming in the background as everyone else rewatches the video*
Carnelian: I'm disappointed, and yet want to write fanfiction.
Umber: Damn, I was SO SURE Cliff would turn out to be gay.
Kinkajou: Why would you think that?
Umber: The singing... The general attitude... The resemblance to myself I constantly see in him... You know what nevermind.
Winter: Queen Glacier would be happy, Queen Snowfall will be pissed.
Qibli: Can I get a copy of this to show Thorn? Unlike you people, she ships this like Sue from Glee ships Klaine.
Umber: OH THREE MOONS, I LOVE GLEE AND KLAINE, THANK YOU QIBLI.
Air: *slides up next to Umber*
Air: So if you want more of Darren Criss, then.... *opens laptop and starts playing A Very Potter Musical*
Moon: I can see these two having a nice future together. That's adorable.
Deathbringer: If either Queen objects to this, then FIGHT ME.
Starflight: I wonder how fast this video will reach everyone in Pyrrhia.
Fatespeaker:.........
Fatespeaker:....Who ARE these dragons????
Peril: Oh.
Tsunami: My.
Peril: Moons.
Peril/Tsunami:...........
Tsunami: FATESPEAKER COME WITH ME, WE ARE GOING TO EDUCATE YOU IN THE MAGICAL ART OF CLIFFLET!
Peril: IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY THING TSUNAMI AND I AGREE ON OTHER THAN GLORYBRINGER SO YOU KNOW IT'S IMPORTANT, COME ON, I'LL GET THE FANFICTIONS.
Joy: Ah, Clifflet....
Rainkeeper: If they don't meet at some point in the books, I will literally CRY.
Seashell: Well, if you need something to cheer you up after that thought, then Imma just leave these here....
A/N: Seriously, I'm obsessed with Starkid musicals. I won't stop til I've seen them all.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
