Rainkeeper: *crawls into the room*
Rainkeeper: *collapses with water bottle in hand*
Air:......What happened?
Rainkeeper: Somebody.....wanted water....... from a vending machine.
Joy: So?
Rainkeeper: I was on the eighth floor of a big hotel. There's no vending machine on the eighth floor.
Rainkeeper: Or the seventh. Or the sixth.
Nightflyer: And?
Rainkeeper: And the elevator was broken.
Seashell: Sooooooo
Rainkeeper: So I went to the first floor floor buy a bottle, and it was FOUR DOLLARS. I only had 3.
Air: What did you do?
Rainkeeper: I knocked out the concierge with the bottle and took my freaking water- THAT'S WHAT.
*players appear*
Seashell: okay, we've got three dares to cover this time!
Kinkajou: Yay!
Seashell: Lets start with something easy-
Joy: WINTER!
Winter: Oh dear moon NO.
Joy: PUNCH QIBLI!
Winter: ......THANK. YOU.
Winter: *punches Qibli as hard as he can*
Qibli: *doesn't react*
Winter: *clutches talons in extreme pain*
Air: Qinter.....
Joy:.....Well that was disappointing. BRING IN THE SINGING GUESTS!
*Narwhal and Albatross appear*
Turtle: *screams*
Winter: CRAP!
Narwhal: I'm not doing this.
Rainkeeper: Yes you are.
Narwhal: It's NOT happening.
Joy: *sharpens knife*
Joy: You know Narwhal, I'd really hate to have to get Icewing blood on my new blade, but if you insist.....
Narwhal: FINE.
Narwhal: *starts singing*
Narwhal: Narwhals, Narwhal, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cause they are so awesome.
Kinkajou: *bursts out laughing*
Narwhal: Narwhals Narwhals, pretty big and pretty wide. They'd beat a polar bear in a fight! Like an underwater unicorn! They've got a kick-ass facial horn! They're the Jedi of the sea! They'll stop Cthulu from eatin ye!
Turtle: What about Jedi?
Narwhal: Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!
Narwhal: Just don't let them touch your balls
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!
Kinkajou: Inventors of the shish kebab!!
Air: *laughing her head off*
Narwhal: Can I go die in a ditch now?
Joy: Of course! Let me go find a ditch to kill you in!
Rainkeeper: NEXT!
Albatross: WHY.
Nightflyer: Cause it's funny.
Air: Remember to SCREAM the lyrics.
Albatross: Hate you all. *starts singing*
Albatross: GET OUT YOUR GUNS, BATTLE'S BEGUN
ARE YOU A SAINT OR A SINNER?
IF LOVE'S A FIGHT THEN I SHALL DIE
WITH MY HEART ON A TRIGGER
THEY SAY BEFORE YOU START A WAR
YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR
WELL BABY, YOU ARE ALL THAT I ADORE
IF LOVE IS WHAT YOU NEED, A SOLDIER I WILL BE-
Joy: At least now we know where Tsunami gets her singing voice from.
Albatross: IM AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN, FIGHTING TIL THE WAR'S WON-
Deathbringer: *bursts in*
Deathbringer: BITCH THATS MY SONG!
Air: Its also Castiel's song, but yeah, yours too.
Deathbringer: NOBODY GETS TO SING THE CAB BUT ME!
Albatross: I can sing whatever I want!
Deathbringer: Not MY song, you can't.
Albatross: You wanna fight me for it, Nightwing? LET'S GO.
Joy: LET'S GO, LET'S GO, IF YOU WANT IT, YOU CAN GET IT, LET ME KNOW.
Nightflyer: Better idea! Have a sing off!
Deathbringer: I'm in.
Albatross: Fine. I'm already superior in every way.
Joy: Uh, not exactly in singing...
Rainkeeper: I don't think anyone is prepared for the amazingness of Deathbringer's singing voice.
Albatross: We'll see about that.
Deathbringer: *starts singing*
Deathbringer: I'm an angel with a shotgun,
Fighting 'til the war's won,
I don't care if heaven won't take me back.
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I wanna live, not just survive tonight.
Moon: Woah.
Deathbringer: Sometimes to win, you've got to sin.
Don't mean I'm not a believer.
And major Tom will sing along.
Yeah, they still say I'm a dreamer.
They say before you start a war,
You better know what you're fighting for.
Well, baby, you are all that I adore.
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be.
Albatross: IM AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN
FIGHTING TIL THE WARS WON I DON'T CARE IF HEAVEN WON'T TAKE ME BACK I'LL THROW AWAY MY FAITH BABE JUST TO KEEP YOU SAFE DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE EVERYTHING I HAVE!
AND I WANT TO LIVE NOT JUST SURVIVE TONIGHT.
Deathbringer: Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
Albatross: Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
I'M AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN FIGHTING TIL THE WARS WON I DON'T CARE IF HEAVEN WON'T TAKE ME BACK
Deathbringer: I'm an angel with a shotgun,
Fighting 'til the war's won,
I don't care if heaven won't take me back.
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I want to live, not just survive
And I'm gonna hide,
Albatross: HIDE
Deathbringer: hide my wings tonight.
Albatross/Deathbringer: They say before you start a war,
You better know what you're fighting for.
Well, baby, you are all that I adore.
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be
All:..........
Joy: That was.......
Nightflyer: Eerie.....
Carnelian: Deathbringer totally won.
Umber: Uh, HELL YEAH HE DID.
Deathbringer: Boom.
Albatross: I could still kill you in a real fight.
Deathbringer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fight me.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
