Seashell: So, um, this part might be a little drunk.
Air: But only cuz the author is sick.
Joy: And thinking is... it's like being underwater or something.
Air: NO.
Nightflyer: Oh, here we go again.
Air: BEING POSSESSED BY MICHAEL IS LIKE DROWNING AND CHUCKDAMMIT CAN'T IT JUST BE THURSDAY AND HAVE THE NEXT EPISODE COME OUT YET?!!?!?!?!
Joy: In other news, we finally got around to watching A Star is Born, and Kelp cried.
Kelp: I DID NOT.
Joy: OH YES YOU DID.
Rainkeeper: It was a great movie.
Joy:........
Kelp:..........
Joy: Tell me something, boy.
Kelp: OH MY GOSH, I CRIED SO HARD, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SHOW THE DOG WAITING OUTSIDE THE GARAGE I WAS DYING.
Joy: There it is.
*players appear*
Starflight:....Dude.....coke....
Fatespeaker: He's such a druggie.
Riptide: How much longer is Starflight a drug addict?
Rainkeeper: Just one more dare after this.
Nightflyer: Then he'll go to rehab and be normal again.
Starflight: NO! I DON'T WANNA GO TO REHAB!
Joy: They try to make me go to rehab, but I said NO, NO, NO!
Air: Yes I've been black, but when I come back, you'll
Joy/Air: Know, know, know!
Starflight: *does cocaine*
Umber: So, what's the dare?
Rainkeeper: Oh, Joy has to purge you all and only one of you can survive.
Players:........
Clay: Um....what's purge mean?
Joy: It means I get to murder you all. *slips on mask*
Rainkeeper: So, Kelp, let me know how much you like Joy after you watch her murder sixteen dragons.
Kelp: Got it. Still gonna love her.
Air: I'll put on the murdering song.
Nightflyer: We have a murdering song?
Air: Oh yeah, they used it in Supernatural before they killed somebody, and I still think it's the best song to play before you kill somebody.
Joy: I agreed.
Deathbringer: Wait-
Hosts: *disappear*
Joy: *revs chainsaw*
Joy: This is gonna be fun.
*White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane starts blasting*
Umber: SHIT.
One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
Joy: *kills Carnelian with a chainsaw*
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all
Joy: *grabs knives and stabs Turtle*
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
