Shore: Some people want a spinoff book after LTCC.
Haze: A spinoff book?
Shore: yeah.
Haze: About WHAT?
Shore: I don't know.
*players appear*
Joy: Hey, wanna go free fall 48 feet?
All:.....
Rainkeeper: No.
Kelp: That sounds terrifying, yet fun.
Joy: Kelp gets it.
Seashell: How many more of these cat dares do we have left?
Permafrost: Including this one? Two.
Seashell: *sighs* Okay.
Ember: But for nooooowwwww,
Ander: *snaps talons*
*Pear's parents appear*
Joy: Wait...Why are they-
Rainkeeper: MY TURN?
Ander: *turns Pear's parents into cats*
Ember: Yep.
Rainkeeper: YES!
Pear's father: For starters, what-
Rainkeeper: I've been waiting several years to do this.
Rainkeeper: And I don't care if you land on your feet because you're cats.
Rainkeeper: THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
Rainkeeper: *dropkicks them off the mountain*
Joy: *applauds*
Pear's Parents: *fall, die, respawn*
Rainkeeper: Cue the music.
Shore: *clicks on boombox*
*Dumb Ways to Die starts playing*
Set fire to your hair
Rainkeeper: *lights Pear's mother on fire*
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Rainkeeper: *unleashes a grizzly bear on Pear's father*
Eat medicine that's out of date
Rainkeeper: *pours expired medicine down Pear's mother's throat*
Use your private parts as Piranha baitDumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to dieGet your toast out with a forkDo your own electrical work
Rainkeeper: *electrocutes Pear's father*
Teach your self how to fly
Rainkeeper: I believe you can fly!
Rainkeeper: *throws Pear's mother off the mountain again*
Eat a two week old unrefridgerated pie
Rainkeeper: Eat the pie.
Pear's father: *cries and eats the expired pie*
Air: Lucifer rises because Dean wanted pie.
Nightflyer: We know.
Air: Dude. PIE.
Nightflyer: I know.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
