Seven Minute Sin Heaven ~But Evil Of Course~ (Both)

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Nightflyer: so we finished Dragonslayer

Air: And will be avoiding major spoilers, so you should be reasonably safe.

Joy: Well, safe as anyone is in this game.

Rainkeeper: I kinda wanna ship Violet and Daffodil. Just sayin

Joy: *still laughing about Rowan's name*

*players appear*

Glory: Hey MurderBasket.

Deathbringer: Oh hey.

Deathbringer: wAit.

Deathbringer: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME!??!?!?!?!?!

Glory: SCAVENGERS GIVE YOU THE HEEBIE JEEBIES, HUH?

Deathbringer: IT WAS WEIRD, OKAY!

Glory: No, it was HILARIOUS. I haven't laughed that hard since before I met you.

Deathbringer: Ouch.

Peril: Is anyone else confused?

Kinkajou: Yes.

Turtle: No.

Air: Believe me, Peril, if you knew what went down in Dragonslayer, you'd be a LOT more confused.

Peril:.....Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy?

Amber: Someone needs to take away my musical privileges.

Rainkeeper: WHAT! WHY?

Amber: BECAUSE I HAVE 'Big Blonde and Beautiful' FROM HAIRSPRAY STUCK IN MY HEAD AND AS FABULOUS AS JOHN TRAVOLTA LOOKS IN DRAG, I DON'T NEED HIS DANCE MOVES PLAYING IN MY HEAD 14/7.

Nightflyer: Don't you mean 24/7?

Amber: I count the hours I'm awake, nothing more.

Air: Amber, you have the exact opposite of a problem right now. You can never have too much musical.

Rainkeeper: Did you hear the word?

Joy: What's the word?

Rainkeeper: He's a coming.

Seashell: Who's a coming?

Hosts: He's a wiggly snig, And a sniggly wiggly (Yeah!)

Air: A fwendy-wend, That makes you giggly!

Kelp: He's an underwater creature from outta this world, A bestest fwendy-wend

Seashell: To all the boys and girls

Nightflyer: He's a wiggly wig, A snuggle poo

Hosts: And a wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, Wiggle wiggle wiggle with you!!!

Players: *slowly backing away in fear*

Hosts: His name is Wiggly
And he's here to say
His belly's squishy
Puts a smile on your face
Just tickle his belly-well
And he will saaaayyy
I wuv you.

Riptide: What is happening....

Sunny: It's official. They've gotten to the hosts.

Deathbringer: *cocks shotgun*

Deathbringer: It's time to take them out. 

*Ander randomly appears and starts singing creepily*

Ander: Do you all see what I see? What I knoow, What I seee, Do you all see the memories, 
Tomorrow reminds me
Tomorrow will come
Tomorrow won't come
Tomorrow come today
Tomorrow will come
Tomorrow won't come
Will tomorrow come today?
And turn the liiiiiight off-

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