Kissing Truths (J.W.)

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Nightflyer: That's a LOT of weird dreams.....

Joy: My favorite was probably Moon-Paw's. CREEPY.

Air: I liked 3IHaveMANYfandomsE's.

Rainkeeper: I think we can all agree that winner was probably Wofreader.

Joy: Who said "I don't have dreams just blank darkness and dead souls"

Seashell: I dunno, ChronosTheOmniwing's was pretty good.

Nightflyer: That dream scarred me for life.

*players appear*

Kinkajou: HI DRAGONS PEOPLES! 

Joy: Oh shoot, I completely forgot like half of you are scavengers.

Nightflyer: and that their caretakers have to be here too.

Deathbringer: Sup.

Tsunami: Hi.

Clay: Hello!

Starflight: Do you need us, or can I just go read until Carnelian is done here....

Umber: I think we all need to comment on the fact that scavenger Kinkajou has rainbow hair, and scavenger Carnelian is really pretty.

Turtle: I think we need to comment on how scavenger Umber kinda looks like a Klaine love child.

Umber: Bitch, what do you think I am????

Qibli: Umber loves two things in life. Klaine and Skittles.

Umber: Qibli gets it.

Moon: I hate being a scavenger.

Winter: It's creepy seeing you as a scavenger.

Moon: Eh.

Carnelian: Soooo, since half of us are people now- what's our dare?

Rainkeeper: Mainly just kissing and Truths.

Nighflyer: I think people are finally starting to remember that truths are still an option in the game.

Seashell: But first things first-

Joy: I'm a realist.

Seashell:.....Shut up.

Joy: You shut up.

Air: *gasps* He said shut up to me!

Nightflyer: Satan no.

Rainkeeper: Not today Satan.

Turtle: OH MY MOONS, WE GET IT- YOU GUYS HAVE A REFERENCE FOR EVERYTHING.

Joy: Geez, human Turtle is crabby.

Rainkeeper: Was that meant to be a joke?

Joy:......I honestly don't know.

Air: TURTLE AND KINKAJOU, KISS.

Turtle: Why-

Kinkajou: YAY! SCAVENGER KISSES! *kisses Turtle*

Turtle:......Weird.

Kinkajou: I like it. 

Air: QIBLI AND WINTER, KISS.

Winter: WHAT? No-

Qibli: *grabs Winter*

Qibli: *shoves him against the wall*

Qibli: *kisses him*

Joy: Hard enough to make the pictures fall.

Rainkeeper: JOY NO.

Joy: *groans* EVERY time I make a Feysand reference, you shoot me down!

Hosts:.......

Hosts: YOU SHOOT ME DOWN, BUT I WON'T FAAAAAALLLLL, I AM TITAAAAANIUUUUUMMMMM.

Winter: EW! QIBLI WHY!

Qibli: Because you're a douche, but you're a hot douche, even though you're cold.

Winter: I did not consent-

Joy: Actually you did.

Winter: What-

Nightflyer: Remember when we all made you sign that pact for free chicken nuggets?

Carnelian: Yeaaaaah

Rainkeeper: That was actually a contract stating that you consent to anything we do in this game.

Players:..........

Kinkajou: Fuck.

Turtle: Kinkajou!

Kinkajou: It had to be said!

Seashell: TRUTH TIME!

Joy: Winter, do you find Nightwings or Sandwings more hot?

Winter:.....Well, I mean, in the literal sense Sandwings are more hot, so....

Qibli: HA! I KNEW YOU LIKED ME MORE THEN MOON!

Winter: WHAT!?!? That is NOT what I said-

Moon: Oh, yes it was. Qinter for life!

Qibli: No- QINTERWATCHER FOR LIFE!!!!

Moon: WHY CAN'T YOU BOTH JUST BE GAY TOGETHER AND LET ME LIVE MY LIFE?!!?!?!

Air: Oh my gosh Moon, you read my mind for every time I see Destiel.

Joy: Oh hey Clay, since you're here.....

Clay: Yeah?

Air: Which do you like more- food or Peril? And you can't say both.

Clay:........Peril's not here, right?

Rainkeeper: Nope.

Clay:...................food.

Clay: DONOTTELLHER.

Nightflyer: Gotcha.

Joy: Oh, so I wasn't supposed to be broadcasting his answer into Peril's room?

Peril: CLAY, YOU LITTLE-

Clay: Shit.

Air: *gasps* Clay swears?

Peril: *storms into the room, fuming*

Turtle: ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!

Carnelian: SHE'S ANGRY!

Umber: RUN RUN RUN!!!!!

Hosts/Players: *run away in pure terror*

Clay:.......

Clay: Uh......Hi Per-Per.

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