Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

Let's Go Hunting- No, Air, Not That Kind (Both)

Rainkeeper: I feel very uncultured.

Joy: Why?

Rainkeeper: I only JUST found out that Elton John did a song with Fall out Boy, which is one of the single best collaborations ever, and the song came out 6 years ago.

Joy:......You're uncultured.

Air: *slams door open and walks in*

Hosts: *take out riot shields and hide, awaiting the inevitable blast wave*

Air:.......

Nightflyer: .......How was it?

Air: *inhales*

Air: If Belphegor doesn't find a new body by the next episode, I will slaughter every dragon in the surrounding three kingdoms.

Hosts:.........

Nightflyer: Is.....Is that it?

Air: Other than the fact that Team Free Will is grieving and I miss Jack a lot more than I thought I would, yes.

*players appear*

Hosts:.......

Players: *dive behind the shields just in case*

Clay: How dead are we?

Joy: Nightflyer, you know Air best. What's the status report?

Nightflyer: I....don't know....

Kinkajou: What do you mean you DON'T KNOW?

Nightflyer: I mean she looks calm! Fine! But, like, I see no reason why she should be fine! 

Kelp: So it's more like she's so angry that she's calm? 

Deathbringer: The calm before the storm is never fun.

Kelp: It runs in the family- Joy does it, and I'm constantly terrified.

Joy: I do not!

Glory: Yes you do, because so do I.

Air: guys?

All: *slowly peers over riot shields*

Air: It's fine, really.

Rainkeeper: So it's definitely NOT fine then.

Air: No, I'm actually okay. 

Nightflyer: No repressed emotions?

Air: Not yet.

Nightflyer:......Okaaay.....

All: *slowly puts away riot shields*

Seashell: Alright, well in that case, let's get down to business!

Joy: To defeat the Huns.

Seashell: WAIT YOU'VE SEEN MULAN???

Joy:..........

Joy: An epic singing warrior goes to war and saves China by cross-dressing and you think I DIDN'T see that movie?

Umber: Bitch, even I've seen Mulan. It's Carnelian's favorite movie!

Carnelian: Says the one who watched Hercules over a hundred times in a row.

Umber: Don't judge me.

Kelp: So, what's new and interesting with you guys?

Glory: Deathbringer fell in poison ivy.

Deathbringer: I DID NOT-

Glory: Then why are your scales covered in a rash?

Deathbringer: That-.......WELL ANYWAYS, I DIDN'T FALL.