OMM WINTER GOT A NICE DARE (J.W.)

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Joy: So, Air, no talking about Supernatural today, okay?

Air: Okay.

Joy: Now do an intro.

Air: Okay. 

Air: *inhales*

Air: JENSEN ACKLES'S ALBUM IS OUT, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN GET THE FULL SONGS YET OR NOT BUT I BOUGHT THE VINYL RECORD AND THE POST OFFICE NEEDS TO MOVE FASTER BECAUSE I WANTED IT AT MY HOUSE TWO DAYS AGO, AND ONLY FOUND OUT THE ALBUM'S DONE YESTERDAY SO YEAH.

Air: JUST LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTY.

Nightflyer: Air, some days I think you love the Supernatural Cast more than me.

Air: Just because I invented a language where Selkca Nesnej means love and Snilloc Ahsim means perfection doesn't mean I love them more than you.

Nightflyer: Understood.

Air: Good.

*players appear*

Carnelian: I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had...

Winter: Maybe that's because you are dead.

Carnelian:.......I WAS QUOTING A SONG, WINTER, BUT SURE, JUST BRING UP THE FACT THAT I'M DEAD, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M REMINDED OF THAT EVERY DAY.

Kinkajou: Wait....Do you go back to being dead after every dare is over?

Carnelian: Um, YES.

Umber: WHAT?!?!?

Air: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT?

Seashell: Um, because I never told anyone...

Umber: YOU CHANGE THAT RIGHT NOW! I WANT MY BEST FRIEND ALIVE ALL THE TIME!!!

Seashell:.....Nah.

Umber: Excuse you?

Kinkajou: SEASHELL, I SWEAR-

Turtle: *holds Kinkajou back*

Kelp: Why?

Seashell: Have none of you seen Sabrina the Teenage Witch? You can't just BRING SOMEBODY BACK FROM THE DEAD, THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES!

Air: Have....Have you NOT been paying attention to Supernatural?

Seashell: Of course I have, and I ask you this. Was the world ever ending BEFORE a Winchester got ressurrected?

Air: Well- *thinks* That's....I-.....JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A POINT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

Joy: GIVE CARNELIAN HER LIFE BACK!

Umber: We'll trade Moon for her!

Moon: WHAT!

Qibli/Winter: NO WE WON'T!

Turtle: I thought we established in the last dare that you two are in love with each other.

Qibli: Just because we are DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE WILLING TO TRADE MOON FOR CARNELIAN!

Umber: I am.

Joy: Me too.

Rainkeeper: Me too.

Kinkajou: Me too. Sorry Moon......

Moon:......WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO GIRLS BEFORE CHURLS, KINKAJOU!?!?!?

Nightflyer: I'm more impressed you both know the word churls.

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