Book 2 of my T or D series!
Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series!
This game is hosted by
-Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it!
-Air, eldest child...
Rainkeeper: Oh my gosh, she was rude to Kelp, something must be horribly wrong.
Joy: NO, JUST NOBODY TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE FINISHED EMPIRE OF STORMS- I'VE GOT LESS THAN 15 CHAPTERS LEFT AND I AM ABOUT TO BE VERY VERY MAD AT ROWAN, I CAN TELL.
Air: Who's your OTP?
Joy: AELIN AND ROWAN, FOLLOWED BY MANON AND DORIAN, FOLLOWED BY ELIDE AND LORCAN, FOLLOWED BY AEDION AND LYSANDRA, FOLLOWED BY ABRAXOS AND HAPPINESS.
Joy: IF ANYBODY HURTS AEDION OR ABRAXOS, I WILL SLAUGHTER THEM.
Hosts: *wisely step away*
*players appear*
Seashell: Oh WIIINNNTTEEEERRRRR!!!!
Winter: Screw it, you won't listen to my pleas, my begging, my threats, the dead animals I've left at your doorsteps, or ANYTHING ELSE I'VE TRIED, SO FINE. HERE IT IS. MY LAST RESORT.
Air: You were begging?
Joy: YOU'RE the one who left the dead owl on my doorstep?
Winter: Wait, what owl?
Joy:....Okay, so that may have been one of Ander's sacrifices.... got it....
Winter: *drops to his knees*
Winter: PLEASE TURN ME BACK INTO A BOY!
Rainkeeper: No.
Winter: *actually starts crying*
All: *gasps*
Qibli: DAMMIT! *throws twenty bucks at Carnelian*
Turtle: What-
Qibli: I bet her that Winter didn't have tear ducts.
Carnelian: *evil laughter*
Joy: Awww, he's actually crying! How sweet.
Winter: ARE YOU ALL REALLY THAT HEARTLESS!?!??
Nightflyer: No, does this look like a Kingdom Hearts game to you?
Seashell: *whispers dare to Qibli and Moon*
Seashell: We need you to do something mean to Winter.
Qibli:......While he's at his very lowest?
Seashell: Yep.
Qibli: I thought you'd never ask.
Seashell: We need you to yell at Qibli.
Moon: Done.
Qibli: HEY WINTER!
Winter: *sniffles and wipes away tears angrily*
Winter: WHAT?
Qibli: No wonder Moon picked me over you- I'd never whine so much about a stupid dare!
Winter: HEY-
Moon: *slaps Qibli on the back of the head*
Qibli: OW!
Moon: QUIT BEING MEAN TO WINTER!
Qibli: But-
Moon: CAN'T YOU SEE HIS UNHAPPY? HOW DARE YOU!
Moon: *tuns over and hugs Winter*
Moon: There there, Winnie, he's not gonna hurt you anymore.
Winter: *wipes away more fake tears*
Winter: It's nice to know I have someone so kind watching over me. *glares at Qibli*
Moon: I know exactly how you feel. *glares at Qibli*
Qibli: WHAT DID I DO??!?!
Carnelian: This is boring.
Amber: *eating popcorn*
Amber: No, shush, this is my favorite soap opera.
Moon: YOU WERE MEAN TO WINTER!
Winter: YEAH!
Qibli: BUT I WAS DARED TO-
Moon: OH, SO IT'S THE DARE'S FAULT, IS IT?
Moon: Well then I guess you'll just have to stop WHINING ABOUT IT!
Winter: I came out to have a bad time, and honestly I'm feeling so protected right now...
