Permafrost: I don't get it.
Ander: You weren't there when the joke happened.
Permafrost: Neither were you!
Ander: *laughs*
Ander: I am everywhere at all times.
Permafrost:.......*slowly backs away*
*Hosts appear*
Rainkeeper: This is the STUPIDEST thing I will EVER do.
Ember: I dunno, you've done some pretty stupid things.
Rainkeeper:.....Keep that up and I won't let you marry my daughter.
Ember: Why, good sir! I can't believe they are forcing you to do something so dumb! You've never done an immature thing in the entirety of your life!
Nightflyer: Nice save.
Ember: Yep.
Haze: Soooooo, Rainkeeper has to go around to all the tribes and say that he's changed his name to Raisinkeeper.
Rainkeeper: Kill me now.
Shore: Let's get started!
Ander: Shoo toto, Shoo *Snaps talons*
Rainkeeper: *appears in Icewing Kingdom*
Snowfall: What do YOU want?
Rainkeeper: I'd just like to let you know that I'm officially changing my name to Raisinkeeper.
Snowfall:.....Wow. That's one long stupid name.
Rainkeeper: *gasps* YOU WATCH THE SIMPSONS!?!?!?
Snowfall: ONLY EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK WEIRD RAISIN DUDE!!!!
Rainkeeper: *freaks out and goes to the Sky Kingdom*
Ruby: Hey Rainkeeper. Sup?
Rainkeeper: It's not Rainkeeper anymore, it's RAISINKEEPER.
Ruby:......Raisinkeeper.
Rainkeeper: Yep.
Ruby:.......Is this a phase? Do dragonets just randomly change their names? Should I be worried? CLIFF!
Cliff: Yes mommy?
Ruby: Don't change your name.
Cliff: But what ifs I wants to be called Cliff the singer?
Ruby: That's okay.
Cliff: YAY! Who's dis?
Ruby: This is Prince Raisinkeeper.
Cliff:......Does you has raisins?
Rainkeeper: No.
Cliff: Then you're a LIAR!
Rainkeeper: *factalons*
Cliff: Raisinkeeper, lie-reaper, fruit-sleeper, window-peeper!
Rainkeeper: I'm gonna go now.
Cliff: Mommy, can I write a song for the rainforest about prince Craisin-creeper?
Ruby: Of course you can sweetie, I'll send it to Glory.
Cliff: YAY!
Rainkeeper: *appears in Mud Kingdom*
Rainkeeper: I'M CHANGING MY NAME TO RAISINKEEPER.
Moorhen: .....But do you have raisins?
Rainkeeper: No.
Clay: Chocolate covered raisins?
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...