Air: So, the country music station got left on, and now I have a song stuck in my head.
Joy: What song is it?
Air: Save a horse, Ride a cowboy.
Joy:........
Joy: Air, do you even know what that means?
Air: No.
Joy: Good. Let's keep it that way. *walks away*
Air: What- Joy!
Air: *follows her*
Air: TELL ME WHAT IT MEAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSS!
Joy: I'll tell you when you're older!
Air: BUT I'M OLDER NOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
*players appear*
Carnelian: Why are we still here? I feel like we're always here.
Turtle: When is it the DOD's turn? We need a break!
Moon: Yeah! Give us a break!
Carnelian: Shut up Moon, nobody asked you.
Moon:......
Seashell: I feel your pain, Moon.
Air: You brave little soldier.
Nightflyer: Oh no.
Air: *hugs Seashell and Moon*
Air: I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PAIN. YOU'RE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD.
Seashell: Get her off. PLEASE.
Joy: Cause I saddle up my horse, And I ride into the city. I make a lot of noise, Cause the girls, They are so pretty
Kelp: Uuhhhhhh, Joy?
Joy: What? Sorry, Air got a song stuck in my head.
Air: TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!
Rainkeeper: What does it MEAN?
Seashell: What do you mean? When you nod your head yes, But-
Joy: *takes chair*
Joy: *smashes chair over Seashell's head*
Seashell: OW! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Joy: THIS. IS. A. BEAVER. FREE. ZONE.
Joy: THAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE!!!!
Air: I thought rule number one was no dogs in the car.
Rainkeeper: I thought it was you can't turn down a dare.
Nightflyer: I thought it was you should never take a joint form a guy named Don.
Seashell: I thought it was never insult Supernatural in front of Air!
Joy: Those are numbers 4, 2, 3, and 6 of the rules.
Nightflyer: It bugs me that that's not in numerical order.
Joy: SCREW YOUR NUMERICAL ORDER.
Air: Pi isn't in numerical order.
Rainkeeper: I have the first 35 digits of pi memorized, and I will rap them any time you want me too.
Kelp:........*grabs iPhone*
Kelp: Siri, rap for me.
Siri: Boots and cats and Boots and cats and Boots and cats and Boots and cats and-
Kelp: I'm waiting.
Rainkeeper: *raps* 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028
Kelp: I am impressed.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
