Book 2 of my T or D series!
Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series!
This game is hosted by
-Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it!
-Air, eldest child...
Nightflyer: She's addicted to Louden Swain, and it's getting out of hand.
Air: NO IT'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Rainkeeper: Yes it is.
Nightflyer: SEE, EVEN RAINKEEPER AGREES
Air: *groans* WHY DO YOU HATE MY TASTE IN MUSIC?
Nightflyer: I don't hate your taste in music, it's just that if I have to listen to Fare Thee Well one more time, I'm going to break something.
Haze: Well luckily for you, no one's singing Louden Swain today.
Kelp: What are we singing?
Joy: *gasps* QUEEN?
Shore: No.
Joy: DAM.
Kelp: But I wanted to sing Bicycle and hit somebody on a bicycle with a Bentley.
Joy: We'll do that tomorrow.
Kelp: YAY!
Kelp: And then we'll fix the velocipede and give her a ride back to Tadfield.
Joy: It's a bicycle. Just say bicycle. Get in, angel.
Nightflyer: We've been rewatching Good Omens, if you couldn't tell.
Air: He had wonderful little toesie wosies.
Ander: *rolls eyes and snaps talons*
*Macaw and Faithbringer*
Nightflyer: NO.
Faithbringer: Hiiiiiiiiii
Nightflyer: *loud screaming*
Macaw: Hello lovely.
Joy: Shut up or I'll tear off your nipples and shove them up your nose.
Macaw: But-
Joy: *runs over, rips out his teeth, shoves them up his nose*
Macaw: I though you said-
Joy: I changed my mind!
Rainkeeper: There is no rhyme or reason to what I do. I just do. A skiddly boo. OH! Maybe there is a rhyme!
Ander: Settle down there, Joan side.
Permafrost: We need Joy and Nightflyer to sing "Keep your Secrets" by Artists Vs. Poet to Macaw and Faithbringer.
Joy: While killing them?
Haze: Unfortunately, no.
Joy: DAM IT!
Air: Janet!
Macaw/Faithbirnger: *gasp*
Faithbringer: Oh, I've always wanted the love of my life to sing to me, isn't that so romantic?
Macaw: *sits back* Go on, lovely Joy, serenade me!
Joy:.....KILL YOURSELF-
Rainkeeper: JOY!
Kelp: No no, she's got a point here.
Ember: *clicks play on boombox*
Nightflyer: She's an uptown drama queen Always up on the latest talk Whether it involves her or not and She's a train wreck, movie scene In a box office flop She never knows when to stop And when you bat those eyes To cover up your lies I've been trying and trying To forget it all Like a song I can't get out of my head So you can just
Nightflyer: Stay the hell away Oh cause you know I'm onto you Stay the hell away Oh you know you gotta You know you really gotta Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from me now Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from me now Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from me now Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from
Joy: And I know you girl better than the back of my hand And I swear I'm done covering your tracks Don't want you coming back Don't want you coming back And when you bat those eyes To cover up your lies I've been trying and trying To forget it all Like a song I can't get out of my head So you can just
Joy: Stay the hell away Oh cause you know I'm onto you Stay the hell away Oh you know you gotta You know you really gotta Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from me now Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from me now Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from me now Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from
Joy/Nightflyer: Stay away, stay away, stay away, stay away Stay away, stay away, stay the hell away Stay the hell away Oh cause you know I'm onto you Stay the hell away Oh you know you gotta You know you really gotta Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from me now Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from me now Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from me now Keep your secrets, keep, keep your secrets from
Joy/Nightflyer: STAY THE HELL AWAY!!!
Macaw: Alright... well... I know when I'm not wanted.
Joy:.....NO. YOU DON'T.
Kelp: THAT'S LIKE A DEFINING ASPECT OF YOUR PERSONALITY.
Macaw: That's not true!
Joy: THEN MAKE LIKE A TREE,
Joy: AND GET THE FUCK OUT.
Macaw: No.
Kelp: WHY?
Macaw: Because you were rude.
Faithbringer: and that song wasn't nice AT LOT, Nighty. I want a different one.
Faithbringer: Sing me a Justin Beiber song.
All: *gasp in horror*
Ander: Release the hounds.
Air: *releases hellhounds*
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