Joy: GUYS HELP, I'M ADDICTED TO LISTENING TO A SONG.
Kelp: What song is it?
Joy: Bang bang.
Seashell:......As in the Nicki Minaj song...?
Joy: NO.
Air: As in the cover of that song that Kurt Hugo Schneider did, and it's basically just three cute guys acting ridiculous and singing?
Nightflyer: Wait what?
Joy: NO, but send me the link to that one.
Kelp: Hey!
Rainkeeper: As in-
Joy: As in the Nancy Sinatra song!
Air: Is she related to Frank Sinatra?
Joy: Don't think so, but it's a great song.
Seashell: M'kay, well maybe we'll let you sing it later.
*players appear*
Winter: So what's new and sad in the scavenger world?
Seashell: Luke Perry died. R.I.P.
Air: Sad day for the CW.
Kinkajou: Awwww.
Moon: Is there any happy news?
Air: Jensen Ackles is the Bacchus King for Mardi Gras, and he's rocking the outfit, look.
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Umber: He is rightfully crowned, princess.
Air: I KNOW.
Rainkeeper: So, uh, we need Moon and Kinkajou to do nine hours in heaven.
Moon: WHAT?
Kinkajou: WHY.
Turtle: CAN'T I JUST HAVE A NICE, SIMPLE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY KINKAJOU?
Joy: No. No you can't.
Kelp: None of us can have nice, simple relationships.
Rainkeeper: What even is a simple relationship?
Kelp: A boring one.
Air: Why would you ship it if it didn't cause you great emotional trauma?
Nightflyer: *pats Air on the back*
Air: *sobs*
Seashell: *shove Moon and Kinkajou in the closet and locks it*
Kinkajou: OH MY MOONS.
Kinkajou: UMBER, WHY DOES ANYONE LIVES LIKE THIS?
Umber: I don't know, ask Carnelian.
Carnelian:.......I will kill you.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
