Rainkeeper: Alright, I want you to give me your best 'shower thought'. Go.
Nightflyer: If the government really is watching everyone in the world, then that means there's one agent for every person in the world, which means that there's a whole nother 7 BILLION people that the government have hidden from us.
Nightflyer:......Where do they live?
Joy: If Rhysand, Cassian, and Azriel all marry an Archeron sister, then they'll be brothers through marriage and actual family, rather than just saying they're brothers and having no proof.
Air:....Where DO the ducks in Central Park go in the winter?
Kelp: What happens to the famous people that suddenly stop appearing in movies or putting out music? Are they okay? Are they dead? Will we ever learn?
Rainkeeper: what if the conspiracy theories are right and Doritos DO cause cancer? *eats dorito thoughtfully*
Seashell: If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Joy: *punches Seashell*
Seashell: OW!!
Joy: You're weak.
*players appear*
Kinkajou: *drops*
Kinkajou: *starts crying*
Kinkajou: I WANNA GO OUTSIIIIDEEEE!!!!!!
Turtle: *curls up in a small ball in the corner*
Turtle: No. Indoors.
Joy: Take it away Penny!
Turtle: I know of a place where you never get harmed! A magical place with magical charms! Indoors, Indooooooors, INDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS!!!!!!!
Qibli: I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Winter: So that's what he calls it.
Kelp: So we've been doing a lot of song related dares lately,
Moon: So we're going to do something different and unique today, right?
Amber: Moon, I need you to shut the hell up.
Joy: Nope! It's another song.
Air: And another Winter dare, cause we're trying to finish his girly 15 before this ends!
Winter: *braces self*
Winter: Alright. I'm semi-ready. Hit me.
Nightflyer: Just sing I Like Boys by Todrick Hall to your family.
Winter: Doesn't it defeat the purpose of singing a song about being gay if I'm a girl?
Hosts:........
Rainkeeper: No.
Amber: Do my skittles jokes suddenly mean nothing because I'm technically a straight girl now? NO.
Winter: But-
Amber: *throws skittles at Winter like it's glitter*
Amber: Ssshhhhhhhh
Amber: Tassste the raiiiinbow.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Hailstorm, Icicle, Narwhal, Tundra, and Glacier appear*
Winter: Oh, you brought the extended family in and everything.
Joy: No, we just want to do Blacier stuff in the background while you sing.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
