Air: *flips table*
Nightflyer: What-
Air: *punches a wall*
Nightflyer: Why-
Air: *grabs Kelp and violently shakes him*
Joy: Let him go please!
Air: *shoves Kelp away*
Air: FUCK. YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer:....Everything okay?
Air: FREAKING FLIPPING FUCK YEAH IT IS!!!!!!!! I HAVE A NEW GRAVE TO DANCE ON!!! JACK! IS! THE! FUCKING! BEST!!!!!
Air: *screams*
Rainkeeper:......Sooooo supernatural had a new episode...?
Air: ANDDESTIELWENTTOACOFFEESHOPANDITWASREALLYCUTEOHMYCHUCKIMFREAKINGOUT!!!!
Nightflyer: I would say calm down, but that ain't gonna happen.
Air: HELL NO IT AIN'T!
*players appear*
Air: OH MY MOONS, OH MY MOONS, OH MY MOONS.
Nightflyer: Air, how about you do some laps until you calm down.
Air: OKAY! *starts sprinting around the room*
Players:.........
Moon: Okay, so Air's normal, what about the rest of you?
Joy: We good.
Seashell: We Gucci.
Joy: Get out.
Seashell: *leaves*
Kelp: Sooooooo ship time.
Rainkeeper: Adventure time?
Air: HUNTING TIME, C'MON GRAB YOUR SALT!
Rainkeeper: SIMPSONS TIME! RUN, DON'T WALK. YOU MIGHT EVEN HEAR MAGGIE TALK.
Rainkeeper: With Bart the boy and a dog named Homer, and jokes written on signs, it's Simpsons Time!
Joy: Except that it's not Simpsons Time.
Rainkeeper: Awwww
Joy: It's GAY SHIP TIME!
Umber: I was summoned?
Carnelian: Why do you assume every gay thing has to do with you?
Umber: Because it does.
Carnelian: NO, it doesn't. When Qibli and Winter got married, that had nothing to do with you.
Umber: Yeah, but I'm the one who made them rainbow wedding rings.
Winter: He did.
Qibli: I still have mine. They're beautiful.
Moon: He gave them to me and Kinkajou when we were forced to get married too.
Kinkajou: It blends right in with my scales.
Carnelian:........
Umber: BOOM.
Turtle: What gay ship is it this time?
Seashell: OH! I PREPARED A PARODY SONG FOR IT!
Joy: Oh dear moons.
Kelp: Let's here it.
Seashell: Just start singing Thunder by Imagine Dragons.
Hosts:........
Rainkeeper: DONE.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
