Shore: My apologizes, buuuuut,
Shore: *slaps Ander*
Ander: Why-
Shore: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT WILLOW?!?!?!
Permafrost: *sobbing*
Permafrost: MY SHIPPPP!!!!!
Ember: *cries with her*
Haze: Welp, just another reason to massacre the entire Scorpion Den. *sharpens knife*
*players appear*
Joy: And this is why I like Haze.
Air: Hey, long time no see you guys!
Rainkeeper: Ha ha, you never get to host.
Permafrost: well that's about to change.
Kelp: Oh yeah? How?
Haze: We're here for the next FIVE DARES, SO HA!
Joy: Damn, that means I have to behave for the next five fcking dares.
Hosts: *gasp and cover their ears*
Joy: What the hell's the matter with you guys? Oh, shit!
Hosts: *cover their ears*
Joy: You guys are kids! Gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.
Hosts: *cover their ears and gasp again*
Joy: I'm sorry. Shoot. Gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.
Nightflyer: Did..... Did you just make a AVPM reference?
Joy: Well.... technically it was AVPS....
Nightflyer: THANK YOU.
Air: Where have you been all my life?
Nightflyer: In a cupboard, under some stairs!
Shore: Oh here we go.
Ember: Every time we're here, the references practically triple.
Joy: AND FROM THAT DAY ON, i PICKED UP ANYTHING I COULD FIND AND I HOISTED IT OVER MY HEAD AND I ATE NOTHING BUT PROTEIN SHAKES, FALCON EGGS, AND ROCKS!
Nightflyer: *laughing uncontrollably from references to A Very Potter Sequel*
Haze: Can we get to the dare now?
Air: Well the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not going to do that.
Ander: But Joy gets to kill the cat version of Macaw nine times.
Joy: Okay, wait, that actually sounds fun, let's do that.
Ander: *snaps talons*
*cat version of Macaw appears*
Rainkeeper: So, how are you going to kill him?
Joy: Hmmmm,
Nightflyer: And don't suggest a giant slide or a trampoline, because we've already tried those.
Joy: I know!
Joy: I'mm turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea inside of a box, and then I'll put that box inside a bigger box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives at my door, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
Joy: Or, to save on postage, we could just poison him.
Joy: Eh, I liked the giant hammer too much.
Joy: *smashes Macaw with a hammer and kills him*
Ander: *snaps talons*
Macaw: *respawns*
Macaw: Me-OW!!!!!
Joy: Haha. *shoots him*
Macaw: *splatters all over white patio furniture*
Joy: *sighs* I'll get the hose.
Joy: *hoses off furniture*
Rainkeeper: *didn't see the cat explode*
Rainkeeper: Thanks for cleaning the furniture!
Joy: Uh...... sure....
Macaw: *respawns*
Joy: *kills him with an ax*
Nightflyer: You think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead.
Macaw: *respawns*
Macaw: When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!
Joy: WHY WAIT? *dropkicks Macaw into outer space*
Macaw: *dies of lack of oxygen*
Macaw: *respawns*
Joy: Have at it, Squad.
Squad: *murders Macaw*
Macaw: *respawns*
Joy: *puts Macaw on a table*
Joy: *puts gun on other side of the table*
Macaw: *dies*
Macaw: *respawns*
Joy: *raises chainsaw*
Joy: How many kills do I have left?
Shore: Uuuhhhhhhh
Haze: Three.
Joy: Make it two. *kills him with the chainsaw*
Ander: So did you guys finish season 3 of Stranger Things yet-
Seashell: YES AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Ander: But-
Seashell: NOT. GOING. TO. TALK. ABOUT. IT.
Permafrost: But my ships-
Seashell: SHUT UP.
Joy: *runs Macaw over with a car*
Macaw: *dies and respawns*
Nightflyer: You know what we should do? We should go over there and SHAVE THE CAT.
Joy: Yes, let's do it! Let's shave the cat!
Joy: *pulls out a straight razor and kills cat Macaw*
Air: AH!
Rainkeeper: Peter you killed it!
Joy: Would you guys relax, he's got eight more lives.
Joy: *keeps killing Macaw*
Joy: Okay, seven more lives.
Joy: Six.
Joy: Five.
Joy: Four.
Joy: Three.
Rainkeeper: Peter, stop doing what you're doing.
Joy: Fine, I'm out of chances anyways.
Shore: That was.... disturbing.
Ember: I wonder what Nightflyer will do with this dare next time.
Nightflyer: No idea. But for now.....
Nightflyer: I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS.
Air: GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOOLLLL
All: GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS, WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M COOOOOLLLL!
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
