Shore: Ah, for once, the Jade Winglet is getting a break.
*players appear*
Air: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS ON BREAK???
Nightflyer: Oh here we go.
Haze: WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DO AN INTRO!
Joy: Eh, you got a line, that's good enough.
Haze: *screech of rage*
Air: *louder screech*
Air: DEAN AND CAS ARE GOING ON THEIR SECOND HONEYMOON AND I DON'T GET TO HEAR ABOUT IT UNTIL JANUARY. AAAHHHHH!!!
Seashell: Hey Ember, let's compare calendars- when should we start doing Christmas related stuff?
Ember: Ummmmm Now?
Seashell: Now is good.
Rainkeeper: What's our dare?
Ander: *slams a bottle down* DRINK.
Kelp: What?
Rainkeeper: You heard her. *grabs bottle and starts chugging it*
Ander: DRINK LIKE YOU'RE ODIN ABOUT TO ENTER THE REALM OF VALHALLA.
Joy: Since when do you know Morse stuff?
Ander: Since a Norse man named Dean Ackles moved in with me.
Air:.....I'm sorry.....
Air: WHAT WAS THAT NAME?!?!?!
Ander: You heard me. Now drink. *snaps talons*
*bar full of alcohol appears*
Joy: *makes a martini worthy of James Bond and starts drinking*
Joy: So is there a reason for this, or...?
Permafrost: *unfurls scroll with the dare on it*
Permafrost: Y'all have to get drunk, Kelp is in charge of Joy-
Kelp: Oh dear.
Nightflyer: Oh deer.
Seashell: DO'H!
Air: A DEER!
Rainkeeper: A FEMALE DEER!
Kelp: *facetalons*
*several drinks later*
Hosts: *completely TRASHED*
Shore: I don't know how I feel about seeing my parents drunk.
Ember: Speak for yourself.
Nightflyer: So, like, HAGRID, MAN.
Kelp: What?
Nightflyer: CAUSE HIS MOM I-IS A GIANT.
Kelp: Ohhhh yeaaaaahhhh
Nightflyer: BUT HIS DAD. IS A SCAVENGER.
Kelp: Whu?
Nightflyer: SO LIKE.....HOW.
Kelp: How what?
Nightflyer: PFFFFFFFFFFT
Rainkeeper: Remus's really got me thinkin', cause like.....What DOES deodorant taste like?
Air: *has a ton of shots lined up*
Joy: What are you doing?
Air: Nightflyer. But not now cause I'm busy.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
