Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

WINTER SHIPS MOONBLI (J.W.)

Nightflyer: HAS YOU SEEN THE TRAILERS?!?!?!!??!

Air: Yes.

Nightflyer: HAS YOU SEEN ALL OF IT, WITH THE MIND BLOWING AND THE-

Air: Yes.

Nightflyer: AND NAGINI AND-

Air: Yes.

Nightflyer: AND JUDE LAW AND JOHNNY DEPP AND THE MIRROR OF ERISED-

Air: Yes.

Nightflyer: AND OHMYMOONS IT'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME!!!!!!

Air: I know.

Rainkeeper:......Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald?

Air: Yep. 

Nightflyer: DUMBLEDORE AND GRINDELWALD FLYING IN THE SKY, BEING THE BEST GAY AF WIZARDS EVER!!!

Rainkeeper:.....Wow.

Air: IS this what I look like when something Supernatural related happens?

Joy: A bit, yeah.

Air: I'm so sorry.

Hosts:.............

Seashell: A son of a stepfather, a son of a-

Hosts: I'M SO SORRY!!!!

*beat drops*

*players appear*

Hosts: I'M SO SORRY!!!

Kinkajou: What-

Turtle: I don't even want to know.

Rainkeeper: IMAGINE DRAGONS!

Moon: Okay, I'm a dragon.....And I'm imagining.....

Moon: Now what?

Qibli: Exactly. *grins*

Moon: *rolls her eyes*

Winter: I ship it.

All: *freezes*

Carnelian: What did you just say?

Winter:.......I ship it?

Kinkajou: Did you just- Ohmymoons.

Qibli: You......You ship.....

Winter: I ship Moonbli.

Moon: I'm sorry- WHAt?!?!?!

Winter: *shrugs*

Winter: I do! I ship Moonbli!

Qibli: But- I-........

Qibli: Should I hug you? Should I kill you? Should I be very sad or happy- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

Umber: So what you're saying is, the sparkly one is single.

Winter: Ew, no.

Turtle: SINCE WHEN DO YOU SHIP MOONBLI!?!?!?!?

Carnelian: WHY do you ship Moonbli!?!?!?

Winter: Because they're better together, and besides, I'm in love with Seashell.

Seashell: Say what now?

Winter: I'm in love with you, Seashell.

Seashell:...........

Seashell: no, No, NO. I killed this fantasy when I was four- DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

Winter: But I love you.

Seashell: I'm dreaming. I'm DEFINITELY dreaming.

Joy: *slaps Seashell*

Seashell: OW!

Joy: Nope, not dreaming.

Moon: So, what, you love her, so now you ship Moonbli? That doesn't make any sense!!

Winter: Yes it does. You both love me, but I want Seashell, and I want you two to be happy, so why can't you two just be together?

Qibli: But......But I want you too!

Moon: But It's not Qinterwatcher without you! It's just...........Qwatcher!

Qibli: That doesn't even sound right!

Moon: Exactly! We need you!

Winter: But I love Seashell more then both of you.

Seashell: Oh my moons. I'm getting a love triangle!!!

Seashell: Winter, I need you to fight Geyser for my love, okay?

Rainkeeper: Seashell, that's not a fight.

Nightflyer: That's an execution.

Seashell: What? Geyser is tough!

Joy: *laughs*

Air: Our grandchildren could beat up Geyser.

Joy: Our grandchildren now exist.

Air: Wait what?

Nightflyer: WHAT?

Rainkeeper: Are they murderous psychopaths too?

Joy: Not yet.

Nightflyer: Hopeseeker can't grow up. She must be a small, protected, innocent child for all eternity. Like Cliff.

Air: Agreed.

Joy: Well, too bad.....

Rainkeeper: So! Winter! You love Moonbli?

Winter: Yes, I love Moonbli. Moonblirocks. Moonbli4lyf. MOONBLIFORLIFE Moonbliforevaaaaaa 

Seashell: Too much moonbli. Now the word looks like it's spelt wrong.

Qibli: But what about QINTER?!?!?!?

Winter: You have Moon!

Qibli: But I love you too!!!!

Umber: Yeah, come one Winter. You can take the Moon out of Moonbli, but you can't take the bi out of Qibli.

Qibli:.........True, true...

Turtle: I mean you COULD, but then he'd just be Qli.

Kinkajou: Or Qil.

Winter: I LOVE MOONBLI AND SEASHELL AND THAT IS FINAL- GET OVER IT!

Seashell: Um, Winter......About that.....

Winter: WHAT?

Seashell:..... I love Geyser......

Winter:.....But when we were in School-

Seashell: Yeah, I had a crush on you, but so did Kinkajou!

Turtle: Wait WHAT?

Kinkajou: Yeaaaaaahhhh.......

Winter: You don't even like me?

Seashell: No.

Winter:.....Well then SCREW THIS. QINTERWATCHER FOR LIFE!

Moon/Qibli: YES!!! *tackles Winter and hugs him*