Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

Part 100, You Know What That Means (Guest Players)

Joy: HEY IT'S THE HUNDREDTH PART, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

Kelp: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets?

Hosts:........

Rainkeeper: Incest?

Air: INCEST!!!!

Kelp: Wait.....Wait WHAT?

Nightflyer: Yeah, that happens,

Joy: Every 100th dare is an incest dare, it's tradition.

Kelp:......WHAT KIND OF TRADITION IS THAT?!?!!? 

Seashell: A disgusting one, welcome to the game.

Joy: We'll wipe your memory afterwards, don't worry.

Kelp: But if you wiped your memories, how do you know you've done an incest dare before?

Hosts:..........

Seashell: Um.

Nightflyer: That's a great question.

Air: OH DEAR MOONS, WHAT ELSE DO WE REMEMBER?

Joy: Let's just get this over with so we can all vomit and go home.

Kelp: We're not SERIOUSLY doing something incestous with our parents, right?

Joy: Of course not, Kelp.

Kelp: *sigh of relief*

Joy: We're doing something incestious with our children.

Kelp: *scream of terror*

*Shore, Ander, Dusk, Firefly, Dawn, Coal, Ember, Hope, Cypress, and Squelch appear*

Air: Oh crap, we're dragging siblings into this?

Nightflyer: Guess so.

Dawn: What's going on?

Ander: Oh, I know. Anyone have a blade I can end my existence with?

Shore: Why would you do THAT???

Ander: Trust me, hermano, in about five minutes you'll be wishing you could do the same.

Air: I'm just gonna say this now.

Joy: Can I guess what you're gonna say?

Air: Sure.

Joy: The only appropriate incest is that of Michifer and y'all are sick fucks for making us do this again.

Air: Well.....Not in those EXACT words, but.....

Nightflyer: But even Michifer isn't technically incest....

Joy: Well then no incest is right, I guess.

Rainkeeper: YOU'RE JUST LEARNING THIS???

Seashell: Well it says here in the shipping national anthem that 'Twincest can't really be that bad,' soooooo

Kelp:........

Seashell:..........

Kelp: *runs*

Joy: KELP COME BACK!

Kelp: NO!

Joy: YOU WANTED TO BE A HOST? THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HOST!

Kelp: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT! YOU LIED!

Air: We didn't lie. We just avoided certain truths in order to manipulate you.

Rainkeeper: Wait, I just realized something.