Hosts: *lying on the floor in extreme pain*
Hosts: *unanimously screech*
Rainkeeper: *walks in*
Rainkeeper:.....What happened?
Joy: SHIPS. THAT'S WHAT.
Air: *let out unintelligible cry of anguish*
Rainkeeper:....What ship could cause this?
Seashell: FOURTRIS.
Air: DESTIEL.
Joy: MORAZRIEL.
Nightflyer: REMADORA.
Rainkeeper:......*drops to the floor and screeches*
Joy: What did you remember?
Rainkeeper: NAVRINA.
Hosts: *screams*
*players appear*
JW:......
Qibli: Why are you all on the floor?
Rainkeeper: Lie down with me, Watson.
Kinkajou: *drops to the floor*
Moon: *drops*
Winter: What is going on?
Kinkajou: FEEEEEEEELS!!!!!
Moon: The knowledge that your perfect ship can never be canon!
Joy: It's not faaaaaaiir!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: *starts crying*
Air: WHY CAN'T THEY BE GAY?
Joy: WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE GAY?
Nightflyer: WHY DIDN'T TONKS CONVINCE REMUS TO STAY HOME WITH HER AND TEDDY?
Seashell: WHY DID SHE THINK CALEB DESERVED TO LIVE?
Moon: WHY DO THEY BOTH HAVE TO IN LOVE WITH ME AND NOT EACH OTHER?
Rainkeeper: WWWWHHHYYYYY?!?!?!?
Players:......
Turtle: So do we have a dare for today or....
Nightflyer: Oh yeah, this'll be fun.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Jade Winglet appears in a car*
Joy: You're going on a road trip!
Air: For seven hours!
Nightflyer: Why is six afraid of seven?
Rainkeeper: Because seven is a grief-stricken badass who has nothing to lose anymore.
Air: I assume it's because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating.
Nightflyer:.......Sure?
Seashell: Seven hours in a car is nothing.
Joy: Yes, but seven hours in a car, with six other dragons you hate, and a too small space for seven dragons, is like hell.
Rainkeeper: This'll be fun.
*one hour later*
JW: *sitting in silence*
Winter: *driving the car, because no one wanted to sit next to him*
Moon: *in the passenger seat*
Turtle/Carnelian/Qibli: *smushed together in the backseat*
Kinkajou/Umber: *hanging out in the third row seats*
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
