Air: Oh, this is gonna be a gross one, isn't it?
Nightflyer: Yeaaahhhhhh
Seashell: Fair warning, the males in the audience may want to skip this chapter.
Joy: NO. Let them see.
Air: But-
Joy: THEY MUST LEARN.
*players appear*
Clay: Hi!
Air: HI!
Clay: Do....Do you have any more Chik-fil-a nuggets?
Air: No, sorry.
Clay: Wendy's?
Rainkeeper: Just their savage tweets.
Clay: Burger King?
Kelp: Nope.
Clay: McDo-
Joy: Don't even ask, we never go there.
Clay: BUT I WANT MORE CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!!!
Peril: And APPARENTLY, frying a whole chicken doesn't COUNT as a chicken nugget, so he won't eat it.
Nightflyer: *gasps* Oh no.
Carnelian: What?
Nightflyer: WE'VE TURNED CLAY INTO A JOSH!
Air: *screams in fear*
Kelp: How do you know for sure?
Clay: From now on, I will eat nothing but chicken nuggets, and the occasional cheese pizza. Everything else is gross.
Peril: But you're a grown dragon!
Clay: And thus I can make my own terms, and that's it. Chicken nuggets or starvation.
Rainkeeper: HE IS A JOSH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Air: *crying*
Clay: I WILL EAT CHICKEN NUGGETS OR DIE.
Joy: Then perish.
Qibli: Can we move on?
Seashell: Oh- you don't want to be in a hurry to get to this dare.
All: *cower in fear behind the riot shields*
Tsunami: Alright, break it to us.
Air: Oh, all the girls are spared from this, it's a guy only dare, hosts included.
Glory: YES! HA!
Glory: NOT SUCH A TOUGH GUY NOW, ARE YOU POTTER? I'M THE CHAMPION THIS TIME!!!
Deathbringer: *slowly raises his middle finger like it was a jack in the box*
Glory: Seriously?
Deathbringer: Wha- oh! Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't know how this machine operated!
Glory: *facetalons*
Sunny: So what are the boys suffering through?
Amber: And am I excused?
Joy: Yes.
Amber: YAAAAYYYY!!!!
Winter: AM I?!?!?!?!
Joy: No.
Winter: WHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!!
Seashell: All the guys have to experience periods.
Seashell: We apologize for any imagery that might have given you.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...