Kiss! Marry<3 KILL. (D.O.D.)

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Joy: Air, I gotta hand it to ya. Avril Lavigne is pretty great.

Air: I knew you'd like her.

Joy: She did a version of Nickelback's 'How You Remind Me'- AMAZING.

Rainkeeper: HA! You like NICKELBACK?

Nightflyer: Nickelback? You got me NICKELBACK?

Joy:.....Fight me.

Air: What do people have against Nickelback? I don't understand.

Joy: I like they're just the next Barry Manilow.

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: BARRY MANILOW?!?!?

Rainkeeper: Hate that guy.

Nightflyer: Totally.

Hosts:.........

Seashell: We're going to a Barry Manilow concert, right?

Rainkeeper: Hell yes.

*players appear*

Clay: Yo.

Seashell: Soy.

Clay: Soy sauce?

Rainkeeper: Low sodium soy sauce!

Joy: We're murderers!

Air: The SIMPSOOOOOONS.

Nightflyer: This is why we don't say Yo.

Fatespeaker: So, what are we doing today? More kissing?

Seashell: Yep.

Tsunami: More killing?

Air: Yep.

Players:.......

Glory: Great.

Joy: Congrats Tsunami!

Tsunami: Uh, NO. Whatever honor it is, give it to Riptide first so I know its safe.

Riptide: What am I? Your poison tester?

Tsunami:......Why did my mother never use you for THAT job? 

Riptide: Because she didn't want me to have food.

Tsunami: Still though, she's been nearly poisoned 32 times.

All:.......

Joy: Well, if that irony, I don't know what is.

Seashell: HMMMM, I WONDER who could have poisoned her that many times!

Joy: Hey, back off, the sarcasm belongs to me.

Nightflyer: Tsunami, you have to play Kiss, Marry, Kill.

Tsunami: What's that?

Joy: It's a game where you're given three people, and you have to decide which one to kiss, which to kill, and which to marry.

Tsunami: Got it.

Nightflyer: And for the sake of this dare, kisses will last for a minute, kill will be done in Scarlet's battle arena, and you can divorce whoever you marry after a day.

Tsunami: Kay. Who's my people?

Hosts: *starts laughing*

Tsunami:.......So.....Not Riptide, then.....

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Morrowseer, Kestrel, and Dune appear*

Peril: Mother!

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