Rainkeeper: You ever just look and something, and go- "Yep. This is it. This is the thing that's gonna kill me."
Air: *thinks about Supernatural*
Air: Yep.
Nightflyer: *looks at Air*
Nightflyer: Yep.
Seashell: *thinks about Fourtris and Bughead*
Seashell: Yep.
Joy:........Nope.
Rainkeeper: Wait seriously?
Joy: Yeah. Ain't nothing gonna kill me unless I want it to.
*Pineapple and Prickle appear*
Joy: *gasps*
Joy: Is it mass murdering day???? PLEASE?!?!!?
Rainkeeper: Joy, no.
Nightflyer: Oh, it's YOU.
Prickle: Do I even know you?
Nightflyer: Oh, I HATE you.
Air: *revs chainsaw*
Air: Time to slice and dice!
Hosts:........
Nightflyer: That's it. We're putting you in a No-Joy zone for a couple weeks.
Air: But Time to slice and dice was Supernatural!
Rainkeeper: And the chainsaw?
Air:.......*sets down chainsaw and smiles innocently*
Joy: *picks up chainsaw and starts cackling*
Joy: WHO WANTS TO DIE FIRST????
Seashell: Nobody is gonna die!
Joy:.......But-
Seashell: NO BUTS!
Joy:...........But-
Rainkeeper: Joy, NO.
Joy:......But CHAINSAW!!!
Seashell: NO.
Joy: *groans* You guys are no fun.
Joy: What now?
Nightflyer: Air, as the closet master, if you would.
Air: I'd be delighted. *forces Pineapple and PRickle into a closet*
Rainkeeper: Closet master? Really?
Nightflyer: Yeah. She can name everyone in the closet.
Air: Yeah, like every character in Supernatural! Except Jack. For now, Jack is lone straight person.
Joy: Tell me, does one of them being gay ever break up your ship?
Air: Nope.
Joy:.....Seriously?
Air: Yeah. The only time that's been an issue was when I considered Claire and Jack as a couple. But then I realized they're better in a brother-sister type relationship.
Joy: Oh. Then I guess it's just a ACOMAF problem then.
Rainkeeper: Pineapple and Prickle are doing Seven minutes in heaven, by the way.
Pineapple: WAIT WHAT?
Prickle: I THOUGHT WE WERE PLOTTING A WAY TO MURDER YOU ALL!
Pineapple: I THOUGHT WE WERE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH!
Seashell: Nope! You gotta kiss!
Pineapple:.....
Prickle:..........
Pineapple: Eh, gotta be better then Macaw.
Prickle: Eh, gotta be better then Rattlesnake while she's crying.
Pineapple: You are a AWFUL dragon.
Prickle: You're worse!
Pineapple: No, I'm really NOT.
Prickle: You murdered unhatched children!
Pineapple:......Rattlesnake. That is ALL I have to say.
Prickle: *rolls eyes* You abuse ONE dragon, and people just rip you to shreds!
Pineapple: I know, right?
Hosts: *waiting*
Joy: Deadpool Musical has a second video.
Air: I have too many Supernatural memes.
Nightflyer: That's impossible. You can never have too many memes.
Air: But my phone is out of storage, and I CAN'T STOP SCREENSHOTTING THEM!
Nightflyer:.....Are they at least GOOD memes?
Air: Uh, DUH.
*seven minutes later*
Seashell: *opens closet door*
Pineapple: ATTACK!!!
Prickle: *tackles Seashell*
Seashell: *Screams*
Joy: *cuts off Prickle's head with a chainsaw*
Joy: *turns and shoots Pineapple*
Hosts:.......
Joy: Told ya somebody was gonna die.
Seashell: *is covered in blood*
Seashell: Joy.....
Joy: What?
Seashell: You save my life.
Joy:......Eh, won't be the last time.
Seashell: Awwww, you care!
Joy: Oh dear moons, I'm Winter, aren't I?
Seashell: *hugs her*
Joy: Get. Off. *revs chainsaw*
Seashell: *slowly backs away*
Seashell:.......Bestie.
Joy: SEASHELL I SWEAR-
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
