I Want You To Choooke Meeee (Hosts)

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Air/Nightflyer: *lying on the floor, buried in Funko Pops*

Rainkeeper: So I see you two went shopping for Black Friday...

Air/Nightflyer: *muffled noises from under pop funko pile*

Joy: Did everybody have a good Thanksgiving?

Kelp: I know we did.

Joy: We ate steak and then had a drunken conversation with a friend until like 1 am, goooood tiiiiimes.

Air: *emerges from pop funko pile*

Air: NIGHTFLYER AND I BOUGHT OUT FYE'S ENTIRE SELECTION OF FUNKO POPS AND I REGRET NOTHING.

Nightflyer: *jumps out of the pile*

Nightflyer: LOOK! I GOT A TRELAWNEY!

Air: Mom! Mom look! I got a Sam!

*Next gen Hosts appear*

Hosts:......

Shore: HOW DID YOU BEAT US HERE?

Haze: We were supposed to do the opening!

Seashell: Yeah, but....

Air: Funko pop....

Hosts: *scowls*

Joy: *digging through funko pop pile* 

Joy: Oooo! Hannibal!

Kelp: What are we doing today, besides filling a swimming pool with Funko pops?

Rainkeeper: FILLING A SWIMMING POOL WITH SPAGHETTI. AND THEN SWIMMING IN IT.

Nightflyer: Patch Adams no.

Rainkeeper: PATCH ADAMS YES!

Ander: *snaps talons*

*Macaw and Faithbringer appear*

Nightflyer: *screams and dives behind Air*

Joy: *hold out talon*

Kelp: *quietly places a sword in Joy's talons*

Macaw: Hello Lovely Joy-

Joy: OH MY MOONS, I WILL KILL YOU ALL. WITH MY BARE HANDS..... AND THIS SWORD.

Nightflyer: Please don't be a kissing dare, please don't be a kissing dare, pleasedon'tbeakissingdare-

Ember: Actually we need Joy and Air to sing a duet of the song Choke.

Joy:......

Air:.........

Air: Then why is SHE HERE???

Faithbringer: To provide your boyfriend with some much needed company, DUH.

Nightflyer: *lights a torch on fire and waves it at Faithbringer*

Nightflyer: BACK! BACK FOUL BEAST!

Faithbringer: Awww, he loves me.

Air: *literally growls*

Rainkeeper: *wisely steps away from Air*

Joy: Yes, Air... Use your anger....

Kelp: Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Air: Cookies?

Nightflyer: AIR NO, STAY ON THE LIGHT SIDE, DON'T GO VOLDEMORT ON ME!

Shore: ExCUSE ME, BUT WE ARE TRYING TO HOST A GAME HERE.

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