Air: *about to explode*
Nightflyer: *listening to the Be More Chill soundtrack*
Nightflyer: So don't freak out and don't resist-
Air: Don't resist? So freak out? OKAY GREAT!
Nightflyer: Wait no-
Air: *screams*
Air: I'M DOING A VIRTUAL SCAVENGER HUNT WITH MISHA COLLINS'S CHARITY TOMORROW AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO START!! *stares intently at the Gish website, waiting for the list to show up*
Kelp: Hey how are you guys with math homework?
Nightflyer: I'm a super computer. I'm made of math.
Kelp:.... I thought you were a dragon....
Nightflyer: *facetalons*
*players appear*
Sunny: Hi!
Deathbringer: We're still here? Huh. I thought for sure you wouldn't force us to attend these things anymore.
Joy: Just because we'll be moving to Book 3 soon DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO ESCAPE.
Rainkeeper: It just means we're thinking of changing the cover to a collage of the memes related to this book. Sound good?
Seashell: Of course it sounds good. Who doesn't like memes?
Kelp: Haters?
Joy: Haters gonna hate hate hate-
Air: AND SAM'S HEART IS GONNA BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK-
Kelp: The Hillywood show is underrated.
Nightflyer: You know what else is underrated?
Rainkeeper: Oh no.
Nightflyer: STARKID.
Nightflyer: We're going to Oregon-
Air: I wanna go to Wisconsin.
Nightflyer:....WE'RE GOING TO OREGON GRANDPA.
Nightflyer: Nooooooww the show begins.
Hosts: IT'S MORE THAN A GAME, IT'S MORE THAN A GAME, NO TWO SHOWS WILL EVER BE THE SA-AME!
Hosts: YOU COULD GO NEXT DOOR AND SEE SOMETHING PROFESSIONAL, WE WOULDN'T BLAME YOU A BIIIIT! RATHER THAN SITTING THROUGH THIS ORE-SHIT!
Tsunami: What is wrong with all of you?
Joy: There's- There's a musical playlist on right now, and it's hard to think over Broadway's catchy choruses.
Starflight: Well somebody better turn off the music or at the very least GIVE ME SOME COCAINE SO I CAN SIT THROUGH YOUR SINGING WITH HAPPINESS.
Joy: *holds up tiny back of cocaine*
Starflight: *screams*
Joy: Fetch, fido. *throws it*
Starflight: *tramples Riptide while running after it*
Riptide: Ow.
Glory: You are all horrible influences for children.
Rainkeeper: Well you're our parents, so who should we really be blaming here?
Peril: JUST GET TO THE DARE, SOME OF US HAVE A JOB ROASTING LIZARDS TO GET BACK TO.
Air: Alright FINE.
Air: We need Clay to go to the best fast food place ever.
Sunny: Dairy Queen.....?
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
