Kelp: Joy's about to do that thing again where she quotes a George Carlin bit, so enjoy.
Joy: *inhales*
Joy: *says everything in this video*
Nightflyer: We....We need to stop quoting him.
Joy: NEVER.
Nightflyer: It's just so controversial...
Joy: I LIVE FOR CONTROVERSY! IF GEORGE CARLIN IS WRONG, I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT!
*players appear*
Air: Here, memorize these *passes out scripts*
Winter: Uh....Why?
Rainkeeper: It's for the next two dares, you'll see.
Deathbringer: *shrugs* Okay.
Peril: So, um, someone had to describe me and apparently, after firescales, the most notable thing I've ever done is yell at a bowl.
Turtle: That was hilarious-
Peril: I'VE DONE SO MANY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN THAT, THOUGH.
Clay: We know, Peril! It's just that people like to focus on funny stuff!
Kelp: Speaking of funny stuff, has anyone ever watched "The Men Who Stare at Goats?"
Players:.........
Glory: No.
Joy: Well it's a great movie, it's on Netflix, you should check it out, it's funnier then it looks.
Umber: What are we being forced into doing today?
Air: Besides mentally preparing to go back to school? Singing.
Seashell: Singing Candy Store from THE HEATHERS.
Joy: Love that movie.
Seashell: THE MUSICAL. AND I ONLY KNOW THE SONG BECAUSE OF THE RIVERDALE MUSICAL EPISODE, AND I REGRET NOTHING.
Seashell: Cheryl Blossom looks SO much like a Heather, it's ridiculous.
Rainkeeper: So Kinkajou, Moon, Sunny, and Carnelian get to sing.
Sunny: YES!
Carnelian: NO.
Kinkajou: YES YES YES!
Carnelian: Did you not hear me the first time? NO.
Moon: YESSSS!
Carnelian:.......DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT FOR YOU? N-O. NO. I'LL EVEN SAY IT IN SPANISH. NO. NUNCA. NOOOOOO.
Nightflyer: Oh a spanish side note, Don Quixote is a lot duller than I thought it'd be.
Joy: CARNELIAN, SHUSH, YOU ONLY HAVE LIKE ONE LINE.
Carnelian: Oh, okay, fine.
Air: You get to be Veronica, and the others get to be Heathers.
Seashell: You'll draw straws for which Heather is which.
Sunny/Kinkajou/Moon: *draws*
Seashell: And Heather Chandler will be played by Kinkajou.
Kinkajou:....Great.
Seashell: Heather Duke will be played by Moon.
Moon:....Which one is that?
Seashell: And Heather McNamara will be played by Sunny.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
Fiksi PenggemarBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
