Air: TEN. DAYS.
Nightflyer: I know.
Air: *inhales*
Air: TEN! DAYS!
Rainkeeper: We should be apologizing in advance at this point.
Air: THEFINALSEASONOFSUPERNATURALCOMESONINTENFUCKINGDAYSANDIAMCOMPLETELYLOSINGMYMIND.
Joy: Makes sense.
*players appear*
Nightflyer: So, by popular request, we're doing this dare first.
Joy: And because it's a cool dare and we do what we want.
Kelp: I do what I WANT WHEN I WANNA DOIT! NENENENENEN NUH!
Joy:......Did you watch Barnyard recently?
Kelp:....How did you know?
Turtle: So, what mindless task are we encountering today and why is Starflight here?
Starflight: I was promised cocaine.
Kelp: *hold up baggie of cocaine*
Starflight: *takes all of it*
Starflight: NOBODY TELL FATESPEAKER.
Rainkeeper: Once again, I shall remind the impressionable youths in the audience- Don't Do Drugs.
Joy: Because if you do you might kill your mother in a drug rage, go to jail for 12 years, change your name, and then become a shady spokesperson who goes to school and tells kids not to do drugs.
Nightflyer: We're leaving out a lot of darker details, but yeah, that happened and the spokesperson came to our scavenger author's school. Fun times.
Starflight: THAT WAS WILD START TO FINISH, BTW I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I'M REAL HONORED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF ROYALTY!
Turtle: Does..... Does he mean me?
Winter: OBVIOUSLY he means ME.
Joy: 'Cuse you, but I'm a freakin QUEEN sooooo
Rainkeeper: Hi, still a prince.
Kelp: Technically I'm a disowned prince AND a king. I'm doing pretty good.
Seashell: Disowned princess, hello.
Umber: Guys, obviously he's talking about moi, the actual crowned Queen of the Dragon Gays
Starflight: I MEAN COME ON, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY I GET TO SEE QUEEN SUNSHINE OF THE SCREAMYWINGS AND THE HIDEOUS WALRUS, KING BUTTERFLY AND WHO COULD FORGET PRINCE CAPRICORN???????
Carnelian: That's right. Bow before the king.
Starflight: *frantically bows*
Joy: MOVING ON!
Nightflyer: SO TODAY, *bounces in excitement*
Nightflyer: WE'RE CONTINUING THE HARRY POTTER THEME AND ALL THE DADA TEACHERS ARE GONNA TEACH YOU SOMETHING! AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO'S THE BEST AND WHO'S WORST!
Joy: And Nightflyer and I get to punish the worst.
Nightlfyer: *laughs*
Air: And Kinkajou and me get to reward the best!
Kinkajou: YAY!
Air: *high fives Kinkajou*
Winter: Who;s deciding the best and worst? Us?
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
