☆Group Chat|2☆

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So yet again, I am making another attempt at this, simply because I rather enjoy writing these sksksksk - but I know it's not very interesting to read. Nevertheless, I try

11:25PM
[John, Roger, and Freddie]

Freddie: IT'S TIME!

Roger: Bloody hell, Fred! Can't you be a little less loud?

Freddie: 'Less Loud' does not exist in my vocabulary.

Roger: Yeah, I figured 😑

John: Yo, am I late to the party?

Freddie: NO, NO, PERFECT TIMING!

Roger: Why did I sign up for this?

John: Yay! Okay, so what's the plan?

Freddie: Okay, so first of all, managing to create this group, without Brian's knowledge, required quite an amount of stealth, so....let's give ourselves a pat on the back for that.

John: Ooh, pats on the back, I love those!

Roger: John...🤦‍♂️

John: Whaaaat?

Freddie: Okay, back to the point - so tomorrow is Brian and (Y/N)'s first wedding anniversary, so we have to do something special!

Roger: Why do we even have to do anything for them? Won't they be busy? Giving each other themselves?😏🤔

John: Wait, what?

Freddie: Roger, I admire your way of thinking, but we do not have time for that right now. We need to do something special for them! Now, John, have you got the gift all wrapped up?

John: Uh......hold on, let me check.

Freddie: Hurry up, will you?

Roger: Yes, hurry up - I have places to be, women to do.

Freddie: Roger, what the f****?

Roger: Oh sod off, you can see exactly what I typed!

John: OMG.

Roger: What?

John: I LOST THE GIFT.

Freddie: WHAT.

Roger: I believe you mean, "WHAT?"

Freddie: ROGER THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR YOU TO BE BRIAN FOR US. JOHN, HOW THE F*** DID YOU LOSE THE GIFT?

John: I DON'T KNOW. I PUT IT IN THE BEDROOM, ON THE DRESSING TABLE - AND NOW IT'S GONE.

Freddie: WHY DID YOU PUT IT ON THE DRESSING TABLE?!

John: WHERE ELSE WOULD I PUT IT?

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