Criminal Case Oneshots

Cats (AU)

A one-shot for @luv_sukz36

3rd Person's POV

Lars was working on another experiment again. He was inspired by the time that Elliot was turned into a cat. He had worked out the biocomponents of animals and humans and figured out how to mix the two. He just needed to... test it out. He knew baking a cake probably wouldn't work because he already tried that once. It worked, but no one would trust to ever eat some of his cake again. How would he be able to do this? Maybe he could put it in cupcakes? No, that would be too similar to cake. Maybe he could perhaps put it in cookies? Would they trust his desserts ever again though? Not everyone might want sugar... Suddenly a lightbulb went off in his head and he knew what he would do! Caffeine is something everyone needs, so he could easily test it out on them by putting it in the coffee! He smiles to himself and hurried to the break room. He hurried to make sure that no one would see him sneak the solution into the coffee. No one was around so he pours the solution into the full pot of coffee. He stirs it until it wasn't noticeable. He smirks. This will be fun, he thought to himself. He made himself a cup of coffee when he heard someone come into the room. It was Elliot. He nearly choked on the coffee he was drinking. Elliot doesn't drink coffee, so he wouldn't be affected by anything! And plus, Lars remembered what happened last time. He was allergic to cats, was he not? The young man noticed his odd reaction to him coming into the room and raised an eyebrow at Lars. 

"Um, Lars? What's with the face? Did... did I startle you?"- The boy asked him. 

"No no, not at all! You didn't startle me! I just... uh....choked on my coffee, nothing for you to worry about Elliot!"- Lars replied. 

"Alright, Lars... I'll take your word for it, but you aren't planning another one of your devious, devilish experiment, are you?"- Elliot asks. 

"What? No! Of course not! I would never do that to you guys! But uh, your not allergic to anything right? Like cats?"- The older man asks. 

"Um yeah, I'm allergic to cats... you should know this. You found that out after I magically wished myself into turning into a cat, did I not?"- Elliot replies, making himself a cup of tea from the kettle sitting next to the coffee kettle. 

"Yes, but how... bad are they? Are they like how I reacted to my peanut allergies?"- Lars asks. 

"Why would I tell you?"- The boy replies, sipping from the cup of tea he had made himself. 

"Please? I... I need to know... so...we can just keep track of these things..."- He stuttered, nervous that Elliot would find out what he did.

"Is it for my file? Or are you guys planning on getting a cat? Like could you explain this to me?"- The boy asks. 

"Yes. We will be getting a cat actually... we just... wanted to let you ahead of time!"- Lars replies, knowing it wasn't exactly false. 

'It's not wrong, we will be getting a lot of cats sooner or later'- Lars thought to himself.  

Lars sipped from his coffee. Elliot sipped from his tea. 

"Okay, I guess I could tell you if you really need to know! When my allergies start acting up it honestly makes me feel absolutely miserable. My eyes start to water, my nose runs like crazy, and once I start sneezing, I won't stop. I feel like death itself when my allergies are here."- The younger one replies, sipping from his tea. 

"Dramatic yet elegant as ever, Elliot."- Lars replies. 

"Yeah, but I'd be fine if take a few allergy medicines and down some aspirins."- The boy replies, taking his cup and his leave.