𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜

𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔

A/N: ok i have no explanation for this. i'm just letting Hope and Calico having fun. so enjoy this while i try finishing some stories.

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(the video is on the top btw)

Hope walks into Calico's bedroom at three in the morning for the fifth time.

Hope: Hey, Lico.

Calico: What, Hope, what? i'm trying to sleep!

Hope: oh nothing really. I was just thinking about green Jell-O.

Calico: green Jell-O?

Hope: Yeah, how do they do it?

Calico: do what?

Hope: make it green.

Calico: I don't know, Hope. Just go to sleep!

Hope leaves.

Calico opens his eyes again.

Calico: how do they make it green?!

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(catradora kids as things i've said in my life)

Hope:
• "i relate to Scar from the Lion King because i secretly plan my enemies' murder."

• "on my sixteenth birthday, my brother told me to get a job, so i just started stealing from my mom's wallet and told him i earned it from working McDonalds. he snitched one me the next day."

• "most of the time, i will usually drop references from some of my favorite cartoons to roast people and when they don't get it, i feel obligated to call them uncultured."

• "my uncle got stabbed with a fork by his ex. but he's ok, i saw him last week at a barbecue."

• "when i was younger, i tried pricking my finger on a cactus point because i wanted to fall asleep faster like Sleeping Beauty. next thing i know, i was screaming murder. my finger was bleeding."

• "just note that i've done you a favor. so in the future, if i need you to help me find a body, you will help me otherwise, i will track you down and you'll be the body i need help to bury."

Calico:
• "i caught my mom doing a TikTok dance...i'll never be the same."

• "We just watched My Girl and Bambi and school's tomorrow, and NOW you go buy onions?"

• "if you're gonna call my name over fifteen times, at least, take a moment to think, 'what if she's ignoring me?'"

• "i once got a pair of chopsticks and placed a few tiny marshmallows on it. i roasted them and they caught on fire. i'm shocked that i didn't burn the house down."

• "you don't need AirHeads when you already gave birth to four of them."

• "sometimes i'll play that "thinking out loud" song and just sink the singleness i obtain."

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(ok this is the last part, i swear)

Calico: hey, Hope, do you ever think you, Echo, and I are maybe some figment of some weirdo's imagination and the moment they forget about us, we'll cease into oblivion?

Hope: why would you ask that?

Calico: i don't know. maybe cause the other day, i was gonna tell Echo about my feelings for her and suddenly, i decided not to. i even wrote it on my hand.

Hope, looks at his hand.

Hope: in invisible ink?

nothing's on Calico hand.

Calico: wait, what? ok, the point is, one minute i'm prepared and suddenly it's like someone just erased those thoughts from my mind and now i just feel like eating.

Hope: Calico, you always feel like eating.

Calico: well not as much now.

Hope: ok, we're taking you to the doctor.

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A/N: no regrets.

ok maybe a teeny, tiny regret.