Thanatophobia• Kol Mikealson•ON HOLD

The River in Reverse

Evelyn's outfit ^^^

"Have you spoken to your good friend Marcel today?" Klaus asked Rebekah

"No. Should I have?" Rebekah asked

"Well, he's been mysteriously silent, avoiding me, some might say. I thought perhaps he may have whispered reasons into your ear," Klaus said

"Along with all those sweet nothings," Evelyn teased

"If I see him, I'll be sure to ask if he's still sore at you," Rebekah said

"Let me give a voice to that look in your eyes. 'My saintly, noble brother lies writhing in agony in the Bayou, victim of my bastard brothers bite when just one or two drops of his blood would ease his pain," Klaus said

"On the contrary, Nik. I am simply enjoying my brekkie waiting for Elijah's healthy return," Rebekah said

"Oh, come on, Rebekah. You've been giving me the devil's eye all morning. Out with it," Klaus said

"Perhaps I'm concerned if I voice my opinion about what you did to Elijah, I will end up on the wrong side of your toxic hybrid teeth," Rebekah admitted

"Poppycock! I would never bite you. Elijah made some very offensive accusations about my intentions towards my child. He deserves a day or two of discomfort," Klaus said

"Besides, everyone knows his preferred method is a dagger," Evelyn said with a chuckle

"There is something fundamentally wrong with you two," Rebekah said walking away

"I'm aware," Evelyn shouted

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"They have all forsaken me. My siblings are as deceitful and diseased as my parents ever were, accusing me of using my baby for my own gain, trusting others before their own blood," Klaus said to Cami

"Would a laptop kill you?" Cami asked

"That typewriter was good enough for Hemmingway," Klaus said

"I can see the resemblance. Booze and random acts of violence," Cami said

"Elijah and Rebekah have cut to the quick with their vicious lies about me when all I've done is try to win this battle of wills over Marcel's control of the quarter in order to reclaim our home. Type, please," Klaus said

"What's the point? You just repeat the same things over and over again. Rebekah is out to get you. Elijah is out to get you. Is there anyone who isn't plotting your downfall? I doubt you trust your own reflection" Cami said

"He doesn't," Evelyn said walking into the room

"If the daggers weren't missing, I would put one in each of their hearts, rid myself of the burden of my siblings for a couple of centuries," Klaus said

"Oh god," Evelyn mumbled

"Look at you, repeating the same destructive cycles over and over again. You are the architect of your own unhappiness," Cami said

"I don't remember asking for your advice," Klaus said

"Why don't you tell Evelyn all this, obviously you don't want my help," Cami told him

"Yeah, why not I'm he- Oh my god, you want her help but you won't admit it. Ha, ha. Good luck," Evelyn said to Cami

"What is this?" Klaus asked picking up a piece of paper

"It's an ancient mystical plot I'm using to destroy you. Relax. It's a tattoo design," Cami said

"Draw on your own time," Klaus said